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Why did Solange Hurt Jay-Z?

Possible explanations:

He said "I got 99 problems but your ugly face makes it 100".
He called her a derogatory name.
He said Solange is a poor man's Beyonce.
He stole her cocaine?
He mistook her for Beyonce and grabbed her boob or something like that?
The elevator is haunted by past members of Destiny's Child and Solange got possessed by one of them?
He said "only Billionaires allowed on the elevator. Sorry Solange you noob"
He said "It's a Hard Knock Life", to which Solange responded 'I'll show you what hard knocks are.'
Solange decided that Jay-Z was the one for her... to punch and kick.
Solange wanted to know how much bigger Jay-Z's giant-ass lips can swell up to.

May 14, 2014

4 Comments • Newest first

simaini

jay z had an affair with solange last year and she's really jealous he's with beyonce

Reply May 14, 2014
LimusocoBobo

The possessed one made me grin / almost giggle.

Reply May 14, 2014
IImaplers

@xtripled: Well you're technically right, but him + Beyonce together are worth more than a billion in wealth. So he can call himself a Billionaire as long as he is still married to her.

Reply May 14, 2014
xtripled

too bad jay z isn't a billionaire, yes i know you were just trying to be funny

but damn, she slapped him silly. Beyonce just stood there and watched too, she must have thought he deserved it. Although if a girl was beating on me like that, i'd at least attempt to stop her. Wouldn't hit her back or anything, but at least restrain her.

Reply May 14, 2014