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Marvel Story/Question. 11/10

Fake story about my second marvel run(real results):
Hey,
So after buying 60k nx out of my mum's wallet, I broke even in marble machine and was like meeeh. Then I bought another 60k from my mum's wallet when she was taking a dump and proceeded to play my favorite game maplestory.
Hands were sweaty, account logged in. "Purchase 11 Spins"- Yes mam.
I braced my pelvis. I placed my mouse on the spin button. I proceeded to thrust my pelvis onto my mouse. -Click-. And the infamous machine began spinning. I got absolute crap. Perhaps my pelvis was not ready. Maybe I did not apply enough force. I continued onto 6 more spins. Absolute crap. What was wrong with my thrust? Perhaps the angle was off? Perhaps my timing was poor! I yelled "GOIN IN DRY" and pelvis thrusted an exact amount of 500 thrusts, at 6000 thrusts per millisecond. The resulst were fatal. The area which the mouse impacted on was overcome with a sudden surge of agony. I looked at the screen. I saw perhaps 5 tyrant items pass my screen, laughing at me. I then lagged because my internet sux and all of my money goes into my favorite game maplestory. Then I saw it, a tyrant lycaon glove. The area of impact began to rejoice, the pain no longer mattered. I continued to spin, absolute crap after crap after the crap I just took. Finally, I had 10k nx left. Did 2 more rolls. First roll.... Tyrant altair gloves. NOW THE AREA OF IMPACT WAS GOING WILD. I NO LONGER FELT PAIN, JUST THE NEW STAIN IN MY PANTS. Then I rolled again and got absolute crap.

Serious Question:
So how much could I get for a tyrant lycaon and altair glove in scania? I also got love gloves which alot of people messaged me for after I opened a valentine day box, most offers around 1b. Is 1b worth it? I'm guessing its more but yeah. Hope you enjoyed my little story ^.^. Thanks.

February 2, 2015

5 Comments • Newest first

Undexme

Nice story, made me chuckle. +1

Reply February 2, 2015
drager260

Thief gloves are alot. Congrats man.

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Itachi9821

The lycaon gloves range from 15-25b as of right now PEOPLE ARE DESPERATE

Reply February 2, 2015 - edited
SimonHe890

But is u no clown?

Reply February 2, 2015 - edited
kevin64811

IDK the value in mesos, but I'd say those two items are worth about 2000 pelvic thrusts.

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