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Haiku of Maplestory

5 syllables, 7 syllables then another 5.
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May 9, 2013

24 Comments • Newest first

AmyrIin

this game wastes my time
i hope you all fail in life
my di.ck is burning.

Reply May 9, 2013
youngjun0708

F1uck you nexon
move ur snail donkeys
we are not goint to wait

Reply May 9, 2013
MistaF3

Nexon takes your cash.
They dance with it on the floor.
Watching your pixels.

Reply May 9, 2013
Quasar

Unscheduled maintenance,
Two long unsatisfying words,
Hurry up Nexon.

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1337yourmom

I royal'd my hair
lawl fame for fame anyone
sitting in hene

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RisingRain

Stop buying N-X
Yet everyone takes it up
The Ass from Nexon

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Colour

I miss when nexon
did things right for the players
jokes, that was never

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
asurapro

Haku has appeared-
A thousand needles of death!-
Haku has killed you.

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pieshadowxx

My db is weak
Yet I have two thief weapons
So why am I weak?

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lokthar111

I laughed at the refrigerator ones. Brought back to me a mental image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T55QoSkxCV4/T0YoXg-oFdI/AAAAAAAACHM/7mr65y77zqQ/s1600/haiku%2Bhaikus%2Bare%2Beasy%2Brefridgerator%2Bfridge.jpg

Anyhow, my haiku:
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Nexon tries so hard
Flailing around without grace
Refrigerator.

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
spitfirebal2

Hah, I actually had a Shakespeareian sonnet that I wrote 30 minutes ago complaining about Nexon. Though, it doesn't have the accents quite right.

I waited very long for it to end
The site says that the servers are back up
My maple seedlings I would like to tend
And feed the cat I chose over the pup
My range I can't wait to show off some more
The fan that I just bought is quite OP
And though I won't go knock on Leon's door
The deaths of gatekeepers you soon will see
I might hunt for some books in the FM
Or fuse some stuff with that enormous book
The actions of monsters I will soon condemn
There's something to do everywhere I look
But wait, I clicked, and yet the game won't load
Looks like Nexon still has to fix some code

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
LordyGaga

@Maliphite: [url=http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm] No they do not[/url]

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bryanjohnny

The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then...

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spitfirebal2

Am I the only one that took this seriously... -.-

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Sayku

Oh hey maintenance,
What will they finally fix?
Dang, nothing at all.

@puddingshao Your first line has 6 syllables.

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ISellZakumDropz

This game is a troll
Karma Koin cards are a scam.
This game is laggy

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TikeMyson

Why should I do this?
What is the prize for this . . . yo ?
Give me mesos please

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
kobekun

Nexon, what the hell?
Another unscheduled,
server check? I'm mad.

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
spitfirebal2

Haikus are usually supposed to be about nature, but I'll try my best.

As time slowly flows
Maple leaves fall to the ground
What a lovely sight

Edit: Got ninja'ed really badly

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
dahuntaa

haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku

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bryanjohnny

Haikus are funny.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
yomamma1134

hacks hacks hacks hacks hacks
hacks hacks hacks hacks hacks hacks hacks
hacks hacks hacks hacks hacks

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Unrational

I always hated doing these in English class.

Reply May 9, 2013 - edited
LordyGaga

Haikus don't necessarily have to be 575. Stop with your oppression omg.

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