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Maplestory Rap

Just got inspired to make some, thanks to @Anthony74 , I kind of enjoy these.
Anyone who can come up with some just post them here!

At: Anthony74 post yours from that thread here if you want.

Mine:
You're just a face rolling troll
Who isn't very good with the lucky dice roll
Even with 5 double downs
You can't time leap back to have the maple crown.

They call me the phantom of cards
I see your destiny, you're nothing but a bl0whard
Swiftest of the swift, I'll shroud walk even before ya loot
Even more pro than a duped tyrant boot.

Edit: 22:50 Basil time, g'nite everyone be back tomorrow to add more. EVERYONE post yours, and get some feedback, I don't care how bad/good it is!

July 18, 2013

11 Comments • Newest first

NotMyGear

...what has modern music come into

Reply July 18, 2013
Newbane

Please you guys will never be as good as
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

Reply July 18, 2013
ShadeCaro

I'm going to stop you right there because this is horrifying.

[b]Stop[/b]

Reply July 18, 2013
Clownified

[verse 1]

maplestory is the game i like to play
when i have nothing to do, i be playin all day.
killin monsters and joining quest
man i gotta say this ship
is the best.
im a pro with my mesos piling
your just a noob on maple island.
get my new clothes so you know i be stylin
then go party on victory island
train on orbis then off to ludi
you cant find another mapler that's more addicted than me

[chorus ]

when your bored at home, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
when your home alone, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
if you feel like your in hell, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails
if you tryna stay outta jail, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails

[verse 2]

i know these kids with all these problems
they should play maplestory cause it will solve em
make new friends and join a guild
level up before you get killed
stay on the grind to get your fame up
on MS 24/7 so you know i'll level up
get a job be whatever you wish
a thief, a bowman, or maybe a bandit
im a warrior so you know how i do
asian ass mapler just chillin with my crew
i got a whole family of maplestory fiends
kill some mushrooms, you know what i mean?

[chorus ]

when your bored at home, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
when your home alone, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
if you feel like your in hell, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails
if you tryna stay outta jail, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails

[verse 3]

i'm addicted i guess you can call it fate
killin some papulatus with my heavens gate
these others dude actin all hard and being a hater
i'll just kill steal his ass using my hellslayer
you better shut your mouth before your account get stolen
take everything thats in it even your fairfrozen
i got kicked out my guild but thats alright cuz they were a bunch of queers
i dont give a chip, at least i took one of the member's omega spear
find a friend tell him a bunch of lies
then scam his ass for his devils sunrise (chyea)

[chorus ]

when your bored at home, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
when your home alone, play maplestory, maplestory, maplestory
if you feel like your in hell, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails
if you tryna stay outta jail, kill some snails, kill some snails, kill some snails

[b]THIS ISN'T MINE![/b] I thought it was just very cool. Read it awhile ago.

Reply July 18, 2013
Arestelle

I played a dual blade
I got a bad grade

^^^^^^
My beautiful rhyme.

Reply July 18, 2013
ljesterlordl

Emerge from the shadows, seeking your demise
When I'm finished with you, you won't be able afford a dark guise
Black mage thinks himself ruler of the shadow
I'll send some stars his way, finish him off faster then the execution gallows.

Reply July 18, 2013
bigfateg0

[i]cringe[/i]

Reply July 18, 2013
Jq25wong

Shooting arrows like there is no tomorrow, I'm a marksman with sharp eyes
I got puppets to shield me, nothing can hurt me, everything just dies
Spamming that hurricane, bl0wing everything away in one shot
Take out that bow and just snipe, loot everything even with max slots.

Reply July 18, 2013
KidsNSoup

These are pretty good.

Reply July 18, 2013
Jq25wong

Dual blade is my name, side stepping all over is my game
I tornado spin away all of the Evan's Flames
Setting up max venom, then finish you off with bloody storm
By the time I'm done with you, your blood won't even be warm.

Reply July 18, 2013