Solution to the obesity epidemic.
1. Obtain nicotine
2. Put small amount of nicotine in salad or healthy foods.
3. Feed salad to people.
4. People become addicted to salad and healthy foods.
Therefore no more obesity. =D
November 8, 2011
12 Comments • Newest first
How about national fat prevention day?
You must sit in a room getting lectured about eating healthy while getting salad stuffed into your mouth.
However, if you take an oath to not eat any junk/crap food forever and get out the room.
Oh yeah, and kill everyone with too much fat/insane bmi for more healthy babies.
[quote=Sodacombo]Just prohibit junk food in the entire country and give a high penalty for those who eats/produce junk food.
Also more promotion for healthy life, ban fast food tv spots and demolish the ugly mcdonalds clown[/quote]
You just single handedly turn american to the poorest country in the world...
[quote=Icephoenix21]@Killeraxon: hai there dannyboy <3 I'm in gh now btw[/quote]
What what what? What happened to your guild?
@Killeraxon: hai there dannyboy <3 I'm in gh now btw
[quote=Icephoenix21]The body would not just crave salads, but it would crave other forms of nicotine.[/quote]
Smurfy <33
You know, people are not addicted to cigs due to nicotine
It's all about oral fixation
Stop giving large people those special electric cart things at the store and make them park at the back of the parking lot.
/Falls out of chair
I don't think it will help.
If it does, were getting an anorexia epidemic. That's not really good...
The body would not just crave salads, but it would crave other forms of nicotine.
It would cause more heart disease and cancer... Bad trade for obesity.
I thought more in the direction of putting hidden messages about secularism, exercising, healthy foods and education in commercials.
Then commercials in Nickelodeon will be a little more moral.