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The Secret of Khaini

We are struggling to get past fm room 4. Typical day in Khaini right? But I have a terrible secret, one that might just change your outlook on maplestory, life, and even reality as you think you know it.

Now is the time to reveal my secret that I've kept hidden for years. Every character you see in Khaini? It's just me in actuality, desperately trying to create the illusion of people playing with me in this old, dead, dead, old god damn dead old server. Even the spam bots are me just trying to increase my believability in this fake world of mine. The bannings, the hackings, all just a cleverly crafted ruse to make it seem like a typical day in maplestory for the sake of keeping me immersed in my pitiful illusion.

Please. someone, an actual other person, please help me break this illusion and together we can repopulate khaini with actual, real players.

Or we can just have a freaking server merge already that can work too.

September 19, 2014

11 Comments • Newest first

KnuckleBrown

[quote=MeMagicalPie]@KnuckleBrown:OT: Merple dot eff emm says that khaini has 661 people on atm[/quote]

It's supposed to be double that amount but I decided it would be realistic for half of my accounts to get wrongfully banned for some bounty hunter "exploit".

Reply September 19, 2014
ImCensored

what's a khaini

Reply September 19, 2014
Masterobert

He's trying to trick us that he's everyone in Khaini when nobody else will be able to see it because it's only him, so he makes us think there are others in Khaini as well by posting on multiple Basil accounts to make us think that nobody else is in Khaini by saying he's the only one posting from Khaini. Wait, what?

Reply September 19, 2014
taotapp

In this thread: OP has multiple basil accounts and posts in his own thread as other Khaini players ;_;

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
MeMagicalPie

@KnuckleBrown: Khaini Population: 0

OT: Merple dot eff emm says that khaini has 661 people on atm

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
KnuckleBrown

Even Khaini-based threads are nearly devoid of any other people aside from the 4 "companion mules" I brought along here to cope with my loneliness.

@MeMagicalPie

If we added up the population of both Khaini and Renegades and multiplied it by 2 we would have a total of 1 person.

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
MeMagicalPie

Why waste your time in the wasteland that is Khaini?
Go to Renegades!

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
LightCaress

[quote=xDracius]can unconfirm, not OP but am khaini player
Current Confirmed Population of Khaini: 2[/quote]

Our population is growing. Currently we're at 5

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
aznsoldi3r

Wow I thought I was the only survivor...population count: 3.

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
Shir

You're me? Woah.

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited
xDracius

can unconfirm, not OP but am khaini player
Current Confirmed Population of Khaini: 5

Reply September 19, 2014 - edited