What do you call a guy in the ocean with no arms or legs
Bob.
imadeafunny. any otter jokes to pass the time?
July 27, 2011
What do you call a guy in the ocean with no arms or legs
Bob.
imadeafunny. any otter jokes to pass the time?
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The East German president wakes up one day and goes up to his window to say hello to the sun and it replies with a good morning.
In the afternoon he goes to the window again to say hello and it replies with a good afternoon.
In the evening he does the same but get no reply, he asks, "Where are you, sun?" and the sun replies "Damn you, I'm in the West now!".
*Guy1 on phone*
Guy1: Really? You don't say?
Seriously? You don't say?
Aw, no way! You don't say?
*Guy1 hangs up*
Guy2: What happened?
Guy1: He didn't say.
why did jesus quit playing hockey?
kept getting nailed to the boards.
why do black people smell funny?
so blind people can hate them too.
ok im done
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
What is a shark's favorite illegal substance?
Reefer.
name the only dinosaur that doesn't like coffee : the t-rex.
I've come back to redeem myself.
Two peanuts walk down a street. One of them was assualted.
[quote=Ninjastorm33]I ate a popsicle scribbler today with that exact joke on it. WEEEIRRRDDD.[/quote]
I took this from a popsicle... WEIRRRRD
Your mama is so fat that when she fall out of her bed, she fall out on both sides xD
Your mama is so fat that she caused the earth quacke in Japan.
[quote=teessue]Why was the doctor so calm?
He had a lot of patience!
...[/quote]
I ate a popsicle scribbler today with that exact joke on it. WEEEIRRRDDD.
[quote=Tydooooo]3 girls walk into a bar and sit down. The first girl says "I'm so loose i can fit 3 fingers inside me". The second girl says "I'm so loose I can fit a fist inside me".
The 3rd girl just looks at them and slides down the stool.[/quote]
LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I SALUTE YOU DUDE!
Why was the doctor so calm?
He had a lot of patience!
...
[quote=sfphil]@Ninjastorm33: [url=http://tp4ww.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/willis-300x265.jpg]Orly[/url].[/quote]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BthLc1zxTyQ]Yesrlly.[/url]
A guy walks into a bar.... he has a family of four and a drinking problem.
HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA.. wait I have another one.
Your mom is so fat, she had a cardiac arrest due to high blood pressure.
amidoinitrite?
[quote=sfphil][url=http://anti-joke.com/]This is your thread.[/url]
Stop making anti-joke threads, there's a website for a reason.[/quote]
This is not an "anti-joke" thread. I've never even heard of that. Just popsicle stick jokes...
What did the choking victim say to the doctor?
hurjkasdfjgad
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
[b]BEST ONE ALL NIGHT![/b]
[quote=Littlesin678]Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Want to hear a joke about my penor? Never mind, it's to long.
Want to hear a joke aabout my vag? never mind, you'll never get it.[/quote]
CUZ YOU DONT HAVE A VAG. badabing! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE].[/url]
[quote=Arab]what bees make the best milk? BOOBEES [/quote]
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?
I can clearly see your nuts.
how do you kill noodles?
[b]you.. PANCIT![/b]
[quote=Tydooooo]3 girls walk into a bar and sit down. The first girl says "I'm so loose i can fit 3 fingers inside me". The second girl says "I'm so loose I can fit a fist inside me".
The 3rd girl just looks at them and slides down the stool.[/quote]
sir that is just hilarious
Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Want to hear a joke about my penor? Never mind, it's to long.
Want to hear a joke aabout my vag? never mind, you'll never get it.
[quote=ShottyKid]Whats nastier than a dead baby? A barrel of dead babies.
Whats nastier than a barrel of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat its way out.
Did i go too far? [/quote]
No sir, keep 'em coming.
what bees make the best milk? BOOBEES
What do u call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick
what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Child Services
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?
Russell.
I crack myself up!
why diabetic people like revenge?
because revenge is sweet
HUEHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEUHUEHUEHUEHUe
[quote=nooob]Wait ... I don't get it.
Can you explain the joke pl0x?[/quote]
Man in the middle of the ocean, no arms or legs. So you call him Bob because he's bobbing around. [b]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/b]
[quote=Memorikissu]Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my
electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
LOL so lame. Here's another one:
A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. The man's wife sarcastically said, "I don't
think that's going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "How else could I see the numbers?"[/quote]
i [b]love[/b] the second one. totally my dad.
What do you call a pig that does kung fu?
[b]PORK CHOP![/b]
...Women's rights. Nah, too old.
What do you call a paraplegic who just lost his job? Names.
[quote=Zigen]three vampires walk into a bar. the first two order blood. the third orders hot water.
the bartender asks, "but sir, don't you want blood?"
the vampire takes out a tampon and says, "no thanks, I'm having tea."[/quote]
I had to read this a couple times before i understood completely. Sick twisted mind <3
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
There's too many Cheetah's.
[b]I died myself...[/b]