Girlfriend texted me
well my gf texted me 5 mins ago:
her: hey babe watcha doing?
me: ntm just browsin online (im on BM)
her: do you wanna come over to my place <3
me: right now isin't it kinda late. wont your parents get mad?
her: naw my parents aren't home .
well it's gonna be my birthday in 3 days. so what ya guys think she means. and what should i go expecting?
we've been dating for 5 months.
July 24, 2012
12 Comments • Newest first
@all She broke up with me .
are you an idiot? do you want us to decode this for you?
[quote=ho1yxxcleric]She needs you to do a chore. Happened to me more than once.
My girlfriend's always like "You wanna do something dirty? Go do the dishes."[/quote]
I... shall use this...
Edit: I [b]KNOW[/b] it will backfire though x.x
She needs you to do a chore. Happened to me more than once.
My girlfriend's always like "You wanna do something dirty? Go do the dishes."
No, you keep playing that Maplestory and tell her, 'sorry babse, sumthin' real srs came up, I have something important to do.' -While in the meantime you're hanging out at Heny smashing mushrooms with your bow or something.
Spend some time with her, chat for a while. ;p
lol at those guys ^^^
why you telling us, are you worried? Worried she would want "that"?
Worried to do something wrong or to reject her and make her feel bad about herself?
One way or the other do what you feel like and whether you like her or not don't do "it" until you're 100% ready.
"That" should happen naturally the first time (assuming you haven't had it otherwise you wouldn't be concerned.) and should not be just gifted this way...
it's nice as extra on events when you've had it before.
[url=http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/funny-call-me-maybe-keep-baby.jpg]do something like this[/url]
surprise surprise
her parents come home early while you're still there
'After some months'
Her:
'Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy
but I am pregnant
and it's your baby'
I hope you're hungry
BiRtHDaY SEx