would you rather

have ants crawl out of your pores everytime you sweat (and they hurt alot bc ants are big and your little pores are small lol) until your death at age 70
or
eat little rocks everyday until you weight so much that your body can no longer move along and you have a hard time pooping it out bc obviously they are rocks lol until age 90 suffering through the pain

pls think

January 6, 2015

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lZaktsul

[quote=SugarPapi]have ants crawl out of your pores everytime you sweat (and they hurt alot bc ants are big and your little pores are small lol) until your death at age 70
or
eat little rocks everyday until you weight so much that your body can no longer move along and you have a hard time pooping it out bc obviously they are rocks lol until age 90 suffering through the pain

pls think[/quote]

Well with the rock idea id have to be extremely rich so id get health insurance from the government, funding my ability to move slash have fun
and with the ant idea id probably have to move into the artic or canada since it be painful to stay in warm weather. i can move thou so yeah ill choose the ant idea
and live the rest of my life in canada or something so i can have bruce lee slash lee chaolons body and find some method to reduce my freakishly large pores. Reminds me of that bug guy from naruto maybe i can
have superpowers like him. Learn how to control the ants to attack my enemies with my chakra. It'll be like a new weapon when i fight ppl.

Reply January 12, 2015

BajaBlast

http://imgur.com/yuiQjVB

id pick the first option though and become one dormant mf