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[quote=AzSnRei]If Maplestory was rl I'd bone all the sexy npcs.[/quote]

that makes 2 of us ....
hi5 mang!

we would all die because we cant kill a pink mouse/bear thingy and a 3 headed dragon and a rock tree that is from hell from the hindu religion -.- and a blue apple would be expensive

1. bin ladin wud use meso explosion @ the bank
2. morgan freeman's voice wud be a gm (yes its tht awesome)
3. shroom spores will be a LOT more expensive (drugz)
4. scar helm will make ur head a lion

I would then kill the asshole who would be ksing my boss.

then every1 would have tons of nx

i would be crushed by my zhelm (its a dam heavy rock xD)

I'd be wearing a darn expensive clothing..

There would be too many travesties in RL if MapleStory was real.

It would be a lot harder for women to give birth because characters seem to start out at age 5 to begin with...

If Maplestory was real, I would be rich because I could sell my healing services to all the sick families out there and charge thousands of bucks. ;] Oh wait, those are already real - doctors. <.<

@parsapwner1: Ohohohoho ;O

id run around zapping things with lightning, and teleporting wherever i want(cant say teh lolflol-bomb)

I would be an archer so i could get SE

@parsapwner1:
I am a... BRAWLER 8D

I'd play a computer game called life instead.

teacher
let talk about sience
a black mage is a man who kill evreyone and hates maple

@parsapwner1: Who's to say that this eye patch is to cover a non-functioning eye?
Maybe it's for decoration~

Onyx Dragons.

Everyone would be the same height, and only have a variety of hair styles and eye styles. So there would be a lot of people will look alike.

what would happen if a bishop used gensis

i wonder what would happen if some1 got D/C hacked

Killing bigfooted monsters would be a sport

[quote=PrePreparation]Who brought this thread back from the dead?

On topic: I would still hate the people who use "CC PLZ", or the people who use "^__^" or "XD" faces.
How would you do that, like "EX DEE" or "Carrot underscore underscore carrot"?[/quote]

well some how for the xD face ur eyes come together and create an X then ur mouth is so wide is makes a D, for the ^__^ face ur eyes become asian and ur happy so it points up

we would have no nose o.o

CCing would be weird

[quote=JustAKid]If Maple was real life... I'd be scared of d/c hackers. D:[/quote]

Holy Mother of Jesus! What would D/C mean in real life?

Wait. Let's think this through. Do we really want to live in a place where cities consist majorly of lazy needy people who we call Quest NPC's, stores and scammers? I think NOT.

my jump key is not on alt

hmm basically live a life where u kill things, use magic, and if u die u respawn.....
nty id rather not live for that long...

If maplestory was real life, would real life be maplestory?

if Maple was real life:
S> PG Leech, so i can feed my kidz and hide my wife

So when I used Dragon Roar..
EARTHQUAKE?

we could live on whales and wear rocks on our heads

Washrooms are useless.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYhy38GsIUE]This is how it would be.[/url]

2012 will happen

spam earthquake

I'd stay in all day playing a game called [b]REAL LIFE[/b] on the computer.

Everyone does not have nose!

If maple was real life...then everyone would turn into a hacker...or a thief (pun intended)

haha, we would be immortal, because every time we die we spawn at the nearest town
Also first on the world list of problems...the Black Mage

If maple was irl I would an hero.

[quote=yoyoyo510]i'd kill myself...and respawn in the nearest town.[/quote]

*patents*

Cars are now useless. I have all the money.

i'd kill myself...and respawn in the nearest town.

[quote=tingsta]who jumps while crying?[/quote]

The people who I say " Alt+ f4 = Free mesos"