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I just learned how to ride bike

I just learned how to ride bike and now my butt muscles hurt so bad. It makes me feel like faq. Like someone did me from behind.

people who ride bikes everyday, what the hell are you doing to your butt ? thats violence against ur poor butt.

April 20, 2013

15 Comments • Newest first

yesno1

[quote=UsoppStyle]@yesno1
[url=http://imgur.com/AaZTpZp]you should try this bike. less painful[/url][/quote]

omg. hahaha

i hope this doesn't become real.

Reply April 21, 2013
LostMyJob

who needs to ride their bike when they can use it as a scooter (no engine)
use the pedals and push from ground.

Reply April 21, 2013
BIueee

Don't sit on the bike, lean forward
or but those girl bikes, soft cushion

Reply April 20, 2013
Croodle

[quote=yesno1]hell no. im not buying a new bike to do my butt. no thanks but i need to poop normaly.[/quote]

You can buy individual bike seats. You know that, right?

Reply April 20, 2013
yesno1

[quote=Croodle]Then buy a softer, wider one.[/quote]

hell no. im not buying a new bike to do my butt. no thanks but i need to poop normaly.

Reply April 20, 2013
UsoppStyle

@yesno1
[url=http://imgur.com/AaZTpZp]you should try this bike. less painful[/url]

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
yesno1

[quote=SpearCrusher]Now do it without handlebars[/quote]

I tried actually. I could've lost my teeth that day. dam you pike.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
SpearCrusher

Now do it without handlebars

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
qtwarriorxx9001

Oh yeah? I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
Croodle

[quote=yesno1]it had a seat. it didn't hurt at first. but after riding it for an hour or so. my butt was sore.[/quote]

Then buy a softer, wider one.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
yesno1

[quote=Croodle]There are bike seats you can purchase, you know.[/quote]

it had a seat. it didn't hurt at first. but after riding it for an hour or so. my butt was sore.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
Nolen

http://bicycling.about.com/od/howtoride/ss/Frame_size_2.htm
Here is a site all about bicycles

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
Croodle

There are bike seats you can purchase, you know.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
darkspawn980

as trolly as this thread smells: get a better seat.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited
yesno1

[quote=BladeSoul69]I never learned how to ride a bike[/quote]

dont. it will mess up ur butt.

Reply April 20, 2013 - edited