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Stop mouth breathing

It completely [i]pulverizes[/i] your facial development. Your maxilla will [i]recede.[/i] Your chin development will come to a grinding [b]halt[/b]. Your eyes will become [b]bagged[/b] due to lack of [i]underlying bone support.[/i] You will look way lame. Wack. [i]uncool[/i] even.

January 2, 2014

21 Comments • Newest first

AugustRain

[quote=xtripled]babe stop ... people are gonna think we're some next level kinky couple[/quote]

let them plebeians think

Reply April 14, 2014
xtripled

[quote=AugustRain]@xtripled fully [i]pulverizes[/i] my facial development.[/quote]
babe stop ... people are gonna think we're some next level kinky couple

Reply April 14, 2014
midVee

I couldn't mouth breathe for a day if I tried. It sucks when I get a cold and my nose dries out because I keep automatically breathing through it even though it hurts.

Reply January 5, 2014
ZedsDead

[quote=rebirthed]@ZedsDead: Eh all the lads on my rugby team are massive mouth breathers because of all the sport they do, they have just gottten used to constant mouth breathing and all of them have strong chins and jaws. [b]Genetics plays a role in EVERYTHING in your body.[/b][/quote]

mouth breathing during sports =/= mouth breathing during sleeping/everyday life. Bolded part = duh.

Reply January 3, 2014
ZedsDead

[quote=rebirthed]I clamped my lips for 6 months straight when I was alone, now my chins girth is 500inches, thanks OP.

Although it does affect your body because of the lower oxygen intake, genetics play such a larger role in development[/quote]

Good chin. Very robust. [i]Admirable[/i] even. I'd even go as far as to say good.

Although this is actually one of those few things where genetics takes a lesser role. Lack of oxygen only plays a role in eye bags really. It's actually the pressure from the tongue on the palate that is responsible for stimulating maxillary growth. Proper chin development is attributed to alignment between the maxilla and mandible. Neither are possible with a big gaper between your lips.

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ZedsDead

[quote=TheDStar]It got hard for me to breathe with my nose so I started to breathe with my mouth.[/quote]

your future: http://cdn.doandroidsdance.com/assets/2013/01/zedd-gray.jpg
http://thegoldensombrero.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/244.qualls.dj_.100406.jpg

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TheDStar

It got hard for me to breathe with my nose so I started to breathe with my mouth.

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ZedsDead

[quote=napkin]youll look like edward norton[/quote]

if you're lucky!

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Twerkable

I mostly nose breathe.

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napkin

youll look like edward norton

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ZedsDead

[quote=Dauntaro]I started mouthbreathing because it stank in school and now I can't stop when I'm conscious (I nosebreathe while sleeping)[/quote]

bad. [b]awful.[/b] [i]abominable[/i] even!

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Dauntaro

I started mouthbreathing because it stank in school and now I can't stop when I'm conscious (I nosebreathe while sleeping)

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ZedsDead

[quote=AveryMBII]I think we got this memo on here like a month ago. Regardless I have been trying to keep this up. Also what is a Chloe Grace Mortez?[/quote]

It was only up for a half an hour or so because some mod got offended (their maxilla was receding.) I have alerted Mr. B of this issue so hopefully this time we can get some healthy awareness goin'.

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AveryMBII

I think we got this memo on here like a month ago. Regardless I have been trying to keep this up. Also what is a Chloe Grace Mortez?

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ZedsDead

[quote=mickery]What do you do if you're nose is clogged?[/quote]

99% of the time it's dust or seasonal allergies, which are very treatable. You could also have a deviated/narrow septum or chronic sinusitis. Consult your doctor.

Reply January 2, 2014 - edited
mickery

What do you do if you're nose is clogged?

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ZedsDead

[quote=fun2killu]no wonder older ladies luk busted[/quote]

Older ladies look [b]busted[/b] due to age related osteoporosis and skin sagging which could've been [i]prevented[/i] by taking Vitamin K2 and calcium supplements paired with estrogen replacement therapy post-menopause.

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jeng5

LOLOL. I can't stop laughing^

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fun2killu

no wonder older ladies luk busted

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