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What to do with this girl? Two weeks ago, I officially started off my second year of university with a welcome party at my fraternity's house. I got drunk, met a tipsy freshman girl, and fooled around with her for a bit. She got my number and we kinda became friends with benefits, however she's been telling her older cousin that she likes me and that we're going out. I thought this was fine, because she helped me get a research assistant position with her cousin being a graduate student and all. On the other hand, she's really been clingy for a girl who is not really my girlfriend. For example, she's been going to our parties and trying to cupcake and make out with me in front of the girl I like. Also, she's always trying to hang out. When

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what do you guys think about prayer? i personally believe that any type of prayer has no value. if a divine, omniscient, and omnipotent being knew everything, he/she would know exactly what the future holds or else, this divine being would not be all-seeing. therefore human beings would not be able to alter the future, since the future is already set in stone. thus, the act of prayer would not have any impact on the divine being's ultimate intentions. in addition, if the act of prayer somehow achieved something, it would grant us human beings the power to change future outcomes. thus, this would take away the all-powerful attribute of said divine being, since all the organisms that can pray have some sort of power. this causes a paradox in

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I just joined a gay fraternity. I had no idea at all. The bros seemed 100% straight during rush parties messing around with the female guests and such. The pledge process didn't even require me and my pledgebros to do anything gay with each other. There wasn't any online information about Gamma Lambda Iota either, so I didn't know what I was getting into. It's apparently a newly chartered local organization. I only decided to pledge, since my friends were doing it, and it's hard meeting people without joining a student organization at my school where there's only local fraternities and sororities. So after a semester of "intense pledging" (aka hazing) the brothers of the fraternity told me and my pledgebros that this is actually a

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My crush must think I'm disgusting So, I'm making my way back up to my dorm after a long day. I decide to use the elevator instead of taking the stairs. I'm alone in the elevator, so I decide to let out a huge fart of relief. It's only because I ate a cheesy bean and rice burrito before that. Anyways, the elevator ends up stopping on the second floor which is a couple floors before mine. As the doors open, the girl of my dreams appears, smiles and greets me, and steps inside the elevator. I then try to chat it up with her, but the doors close, and she takes a whiff of my rancid farts. Soon after, she gives me a weird look and sounds like she's gagging. I start dry-heaving as well to make it seem like the smell didn't come from me. Now, we'r

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Starting an Asian fraternity My university already has a few "Asian-interest" fraternities, but they seem more on the multi-cultural side. So six of my fellow Asian bros and I are about to start an Asian fraternity called 'epsilon Alpha Zeta Nu' at my university during spring quarter. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Greek alphabet, it will stand for eAZN aka 'Elite Azn.' Since a majority of Basil is aware of the Asian culture, I was hoping to get suggestions on what our motto, symbol, animal, and colors should be. Those are the only other things we need to present our charter to the campus dean. Thanks!

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Condom discussion (clean) I am in need of some condom recommendations. What is your favorite condom to use? Also, what is your source for condoms? For now, I roll with the Durex Ultra Sensitives. They're only around $6 per dozen at Target which is a pretty decent deal compared to the other retail stores in my area. Feel free to post your preferred condom from any company, but I tend to be a little biased towards Durex and Lifestyles. By the way, I'm not trying to imply that I be getting some. I'm actually just a mere condom collector who hasn't gotten more than a sweaty high-five from the opposite gender. And please stay on the topic of condoms and maybe even perhaps lubricants.