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Attacked by kangaroos on Australia day Well as most of you know, today is Australia day- Australia's national holiday. Like every other Aussie out there, I was busy sizzling sausages and lamb on the barbecue with an ice cold beer in my hand and the sound of didgeridoos blasting in the background.  It was a gday with my mates; a classic Aussie day, until the ground started to tremble. No, we don't have earthquakes down under, it was the kangaroos.  They were coming to rob us of our sausages that pumped them up for their annual boxing contest. Oh, I wasn't going to let my beauty day go down under because of some pesky Roos. I called all nearby Aussies with a didgeridoo, playing the Aussie call of "jooodoooowooowuuwuwuwuwvroooooooom&quo

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I got attacked by a magpie gang So I was casually cycling around my local park and I hear a loud, threatening screech that paralyzed me. A second later, I glimpsed a black flying object diving in my direction. As I regained my thoughts I suddenly realized it was a magpie coming to attack me; I quickly jumped off my bike and bolted as fast as I could to the nearest tree, hoping to juke out the magpie, until I saw the magpies mafia. I suddenly realized I was trapped by blood thirsty birds. Running left would mean running into the original magpie that attempted to kill me, running right would mean getting pwned by 5 magpies, with my back against the tree, I realized the only option was to go ahead and meet the ringleader; it was all part of th

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The Queensland floods So for the basilers in Australia, you must've heard about the QLD floods; what do you think about it? Are you going to donate? I just saw footage of it on the 7PM project, and it just broke my heart to see everyone have their homes destroyed. But the only heartwarming thing is to see everyone act as a whole, which actually gives me hope that this flood can be conquered. Thoughts? EDIT:[url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Queensland-Floods-Toowoomba-Hit-By-Flash-Flood-That-Leave-Eight-Dead-And-Dozens-Missing/Article/201003215890724?lpos=World_News_News_Your_Way_Region_8&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15890724_Queensland_Floods:_Toowoomba_Hit_By_Flash_Flood_That_Leave_Eight_Dead_And_Dozens_Missing]To all those u

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