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If two vegans get into an argument..... Is it still considered beef? o.o

If buildings are already built.... Why are they called buildings? o.o

Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land? o.o

If apartments are built together... Why are they called apartments? o.o

If there's watermelons.. Why aren't there earthmelons, firemelons, and airmelons.... The elemelons o.o

November 22, 2014

14 Comments • Newest first

betaboi101

1. It would be soy

Reply November 22, 2014
DivineFruit

I can't believe how unoriginal OP is, we've all seen those on the internet before.

Reply November 22, 2014
Elasmobranch

I thought this thread was going to be about something else.

Reply November 22, 2014
Torque

Why is abbreviation such a long word? Can you cry under water?

Reply November 22, 2014
Weeb

IF you die in the living room, are you really dead or still alive ?

Reply November 22, 2014
WindowLegs

If a tree falls in the forest but nobody saw or heard it, did it still fall?

Reply November 22, 2014
ikable

Jaden smith please stop

Reply November 22, 2014
Torque

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?

Reply November 22, 2014
Aalina

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

If we get out of the shower clean, how does the towel get dirty?

How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

If a bunch of cats lay on top of each other... Is it still called a dogpile?

Reply November 22, 2014
Torque

If nothing sticks to teflon then what makes teflon stick to the pan?

What's a synonym for thesaurus?

Reply November 22, 2014
SoIntoYou

[quote=Aalina]If two vegans get into an argument..... Is it still considered beef? o.o

If buildings are already built.... Why are they called buildings? o.o

Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land? o.o

If apartments are built together... Why are they called apartments? o.o

If there's watermelons.. Why aren't there earthmelons, firemelons, and airmelons.... The elemelons o.o[/quote]
1. Maybe it's imitation beef? o.o
2. Words ending in [i]-ing[/i] can be verbs, adjectives, nouns. o.o
3. No, but interesting observation. o.o
4. That's like asking why flats are called flats, despite its obvious 3-dimensional characteristic. o.o
5. yeah so wut o.o I guess we need eleports, elefalls, and elefighters also o.o

Reply November 22, 2014 - edited
Aalina

[quote=ThotsRUs]Are you in my pre-calculus class OP? I could of swore someone in my class was asking these questions the whole period.[/quote]

Unless you live in San Francisco no.

Reply November 22, 2014 - edited
sparkshooter

[quote=Aalina]If two vegans get into an argument..... Is it still considered beef? o.o

If buildings are already built.... Why are they called buildings? o.o

Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land? o.o

If apartments are built together... Why are they called apartments? o.o

If there's watermelons.. Why aren't there earthmelons, firemelons, and airmelons.... The elemelons o.o[/quote]
1. Yes, they just don't eat each other.
2. It's just a word, like beginning or ending. It doesn't necessarily mean present-tense just because it has "ing."
3. Probably not, it's most likely a similar sounding word from an older language.
4. Maybe because the rooms are apart but in the same building?
5. Because it's nature. A melon is fruit plant. It wouldn't be much of a food if the melon only had earth or air in it. And the fire would use up all the oxygen and die out anyway.

Reply November 22, 2014 - edited
Killeem

2 more months baby.

jan 31st, me and bae will be reunited.

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