Post your jokes here basil
Okay, everyone! This is the post your jokes thread! Make me laugh basil and please no inappropriate jokes pls ( I know that it will happen anyways sigh).
August 3, 2015
Post your jokes here basil
Okay, everyone! This is the post your jokes thread! Make me laugh basil and please no inappropriate jokes pls ( I know that it will happen anyways sigh).
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the holocaust
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What do u call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
[quote=sirkibblex2]The only thing that's funny is you come to basil looking for laughs.
Serious.[/quote]
Are you sure about that? Because it looks like several people with a bland, easy sense of humor Liked your post, most likely because they giggled at it. Or something.
[quote=hellksing]A bus stops and two Italian gentlemen get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."[/quote]
Lol I actually found that humorous even though I don't get jokes
Try reddit /r/jokes
[quote=charlieaq]How do you call an awkward no-life crybaby who is insecure of himself?[/quote]
with an awkward phone?
[quote=vietua]The biggest joke in the world is America. Seriously.[/quote]
If that was the case, why would god send [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE]Mormon Jesus[/url] to it >.<
[quote=vietua]The biggest joke in the world is America. Seriously.[/quote]
woah bro, you're gonna cut someone with that much edge
The biggest joke in the world is America. Seriously.
Life is a joke, anything else you try in order to possess happiness or pleasure is a joke.
A bus stops and two Italian gentlemen get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
@sirkibblex2 thinks he will go to HEAVEN
[quote=sirkibblex2]The only thing that's funny is you come to basil looking for laughs.
Serious.[/quote]
Im sorry