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My water broke

And the plumber isn't here to fix it what do I do? And hurry the room is flooding while I type this.

October 15, 2012

11 Comments • Newest first

sparkshooter

I break my water molecules into Hydrogen and Oxygen all the time!

Reply October 15, 2012
cchpm

you should call a taxi and go to the hospital

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Brainicism

call the amberlamps!

Reply October 15, 2012
Fiercerain

If you live in an apartment, you kind have to get a plumber there ASAP. If this is in a home, there should be a water valve near the perimeter of the home to turn off the water flow until whatever it is can be fixed.

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DColdhearts

[quote=FrostyGun]You mean how shes going into labor?[/quote]

Bingo.

OT: Nice try, OP. Please try again.

Reply October 15, 2012
ansinabe

Wow that title was a bit misleading

Reply October 15, 2012
FrostyGun

[quote=DColdhearts]It looks like people aren't getting the joke here.[/quote]

You mean how shes going into labor?

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DColdhearts

It looks like people aren't getting the joke here.

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Kiwiigreen

You can either:

A) Use duct tape to seal the leak.

B) Get your garden hose, duct tape it to the leak, and make sure the nozzel is not attached (basically unscrew it from the hose).

C) Tell your plumber to hurry up or he's not getting paid.

@below Obviously. You just go along with it .

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ansinabe

It was the only thing open, Guessed I'd take a shot.

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ansinabe

My phone fell into the water and I almost had it.

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