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So apparently, north korea has managed to land the first ever human being on the sun by going at night. All hail our new North Korean Overlords
article [url=http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/][/url]

January 24, 2014

15 Comments • Newest first

Draception

[quote=koopa2488]North Korea too op. Plz nerf[/quote]

I will never get over this.

Reply January 24, 2014
Valky

i smell troll

in other news, said 'astronaut' will make the sun his home after getting a nice tan. astronaut said 'F UUU' to his supreme leader and later died from 'overtanning'

Reply January 24, 2014
Skaia

[quote=Chinosz]@kcwt: Well, people would beg to differ. I don't care if you're trolling but idc look at the sky then look down you'll feel/see it round.[/quote]

the ground and the sky are both flat

Reply January 24, 2014
Chinosz

@kcwt: Well, people would beg to differ. I don't care if you're trolling but idc look at the sky then look down you'll feel/see it round.

Reply January 24, 2014
kcwt

[quote=Chinosz]@GHSNinja
Reason it gets dark at the end of the day is because we're rotating around the sun/it around(forgot which one it is lmao fail) us so lets say one time California gets the sun china, Tokyo or hong Kong wouldn't get the sun.
Then it'd be their turn for the sun. We'd be dark they'd have light.[/quote]

That's impossible because the world is flat.

Reply January 24, 2014
Chinosz

I don't believe it because doesn't it take 3-1week to get to the moon?
ANd wouldn't he just evaporta with his craft if he even got near the thing even from like 10miles or something?
@GHSNinja
Reason it gets dark at the end of the day is because we're rotating around the sun/it around(forgot which one it is lmao fail) us so lets say one time California gets the sun china, Tokyo or hong Kong wouldn't get the sun.
Then it'd be their turn for the sun. We'd be dark they'd have light.

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
Dorks

oh my god I thought you were making some weird NK parody thread

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
GHSNinja

[quote=rareboy112]There is no "night" on the sun[/quote]

then explain why it gets dark at the end of the day

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
rareboy112

There is no "night" on the sun

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
ox0Shad0w0xo

Sweet, now maybe I can look into buying one of those apartments on the sun I heard about in Futurama. Although I'm worried about how cold it will get when the sun turns off at night.

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
LuckyNinja

That's really mean.

There is only one Korea.
What are you talking about "North Korea"? pshhh........

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
koopa2488

North Korea too op. Plz nerf

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
Castrius

[quote=Errr]http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/[/quote]

thank you for fixing it, i had a few problems with the link

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
Errr

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/

Reply January 24, 2014 - edited
LeadIn

What's next first man to land on the black hole?

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