Why is it that
Whenever I'm sitting here, there's this guy, who just sits outside my house and stares at me through my window? He keeps asking me to be his GF and buy him NX so we can go half shot Horntail and go on a magical honeymoon to Henesys and get married in-game and live happily ever after. He said we'd have internet relations 5 times a week, and he would stream them on TTV and make money off of it so that he can pay his child support for his family in Bermuda. He said his special talents are eating small children, shooting nerf guns, and fushigi. What do you Basilers think I should do?
He seems nice.
August 18, 2013
7 Comments • Newest first
Kill yourself, jus.. just do it.
I'll have what you're having.
[quote=OhShutUp]how could you possibly love a man who shoots nerf guns[/quote]
How could you possibly NOT love a man who shoots nerf guns
To think such an amazing person exists...
He seems perf, you should soooo go for it. F3
needs more dragons and rainbows.
how could you possibly love a man who shoots nerf guns
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