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So my crush just made a lol account

I wake up, and I get this text, "What should my summoner name be?"

Yes T-T

June 7, 2013

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LordZubin

I remember in high school, a few months after we first met, I was at my now-girlfriend then-close/best friend's house and recalled that she had told me she was amazing at Halo. Since we were talking on the couch with the tv on, I was like, "You know, you should show me your amazingness at Halo." She wrecked me the first two games, then I finally realized that she had given me a crappy controller with a response delay. After she gave me a good controller, I decided to destroy her for kicks.

Bad idea, never ever destroy a girl at a video game she knows well. She "play" punched (the punches increased in power) me for a solid five to ten minutes after. Another reason for her punching me could have been that I was crying with laughter and hugged her after I won; she hated hugs.

But seriously, never ever outright win against a girl in a video game she knows/likes or she will be upset, which may result in violence. If you win, make it look like you barely won. In terms of LoL, always encourage and praise her even if she doesn't do well. If she does very badly, teach her how to play better, but don't make it seem super important.

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AnnaDragon

Ask her to marry you.

[url=http://www.robotmutant.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gamer-couple-diablo-640.jpg]You might get to live the dream life.[/url]

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smalliebiggs

if my crush played maplestory, i would have let her anego without ksing it

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frostdrake54

Go play with her!

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Bloo2

All I know is that I'm not queer. Bloo 1 - basil 0

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EpikSnow

[quote=PierceTheVeil]Everyone assumes that his crush is a female. What if this kid is queer?[/quote]

What if you're a queer?

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cuddymd

isnt that a good thing?

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yongyong139

OMG you are so lucky I would kill to have my crush play LoL

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SoulBlade

Impress her with your skills

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airforce1

Just play ARAM with her for lols

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xICutThroats

Don't let her be better then you!

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dontran18

Trust me, it's bad. My crush plays league with me too and she likes to let me die. I think this is a sign.

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xfairytales

Go play league with her then

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