How it feels to be a white male
As a straight white man I am literally the most sexist, racist, homophobic entity that can possibly exist. I am the standard to which all other discrimination is compared.
When I exhale millions of people all over the world die of oppression. I once said hello to a woman and she internalised her misogyny so much that she become a cis man.
My gaze turns the Elder Gods into PoC and then oppresses them out of existence (this is why you have never seen Cthulhu). There were too many black people in Game of Thrones so I blinked and in doing so rewrote the universe so they were all slaves. I am the source of the Higgs Boson that gives fat people their shame.
I am the alpha male and the omega man. I am the beginning and the end of all prejudice. And every other straight white cis abled thin wealthy man is me as well, united across any distance by quantum entanglement (which we created for that express purpose).
TL;DR: My very existence is oppressive.
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The things you read on a Maplestory forum website....
ure an opresehun
[quote=Kritias]oh my god the irony.[/quote]
You have done little, you are a troll with zero substance. You've come here to detract from our conversation by spewing little else than your personal judgement on those whos lives you envy.
Pointed complex questions and their answers prove nothing, and your self righteous responses show me that you are not here to learn, not here to understand, you are here to troll.
This has been an exercise in showing just why we ban people like you. Understand that we do entertain real debate and questions here. We love to think and rethink all of our ideas. But what you've done is troll. You are a disgrace to public discourse, you are a disgrace to intelligence.
But you're not a white man, you're a female fairy.
If you're trying to be satirical you're doing a good job.
[quote=ShiKage08]Your English sucks. Therefore, there is no possible way that you are a real white person.[/quote]
You probably think you're quite the comedian, don't you. I hate internet attention seekers such as you, always posting mediocre comments that lack any informational value whatsoever. It's people like you that turn the internet into the disorganized wasteland it has become today. You probably think your witty comment is rather entertaining or funny to the average user, however I can safely assume that you are wrong. As an expert in linguistics, I can confirm that your message lacks many of the proper attributes for a form of speech to be considered hilarious. I have been evaluating speeches for years such as Barrack Obama's inauguration speech, I know what I'm talking about, kid. Please promptly log out of your computer, reconsider your life choices, and go take some college level English courses. Or maybe you aren't even completed with highschool or are currently enrolled at a university, in which case you should spend less time participating on the internet and more time studying. I'm tired of unintelligible brats like you ruining the sophisticated network that is known as the internet, and I hope that one day it will become less polluted with such poorly constructed discussions.
Your English sucks. Therefore, there is no possible way that you are a real white person.
Get out of my head. Oh wait.
lol ur a man and ur char is a girl lol r u g
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