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My house was quotbrokenquot into.

I came home from school to find the garage door unlocked and I have no key, so I waited for my mom to come home and unlock the door for me. When I told her it was locked she seemed spooked. She said she never locked the garage door. So, being the paranoid mom she is, she refused to unlock the door and called my dad on his cellphone to come home. We waited and my dad came home, we went inside to see everything still there, so we thought my brother may have come home and locked the door. So we call my brother and he says he wasn't home after my mom left. I later go into the bathroom to the the toilet paper all the way rolled out and the lid, that goes on the back of the toilet, on the toilet seat. No one claims to have done this, and I doubt anyone is lying or doesn't remember themselves doing it, so whoever broke in must have done it. However, nothing from the house was stolen. The weird thing is that all the entrances to the house were locked, so whoever "broke" in must have had a key to lock the doors from the outside. So now we are wondering, why didn't they take anything, and whats with what they did to the toilet? We believe the reason they have keys is because my dad lost keys outside a few months ago and they must have found the keys near our house and and used them. We are getting our locks changed today. Thoughts, basil?

November 15, 2011

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golatias

[quote=ShadowBIazes]It was me. I found ur keys on the sidewalk a few months ago. I didn't know who it belonged to so I kept it. Then, today, I ]
was taking my dog out and then i had to take a crap rly bad. I remembered that i had a key to a house so i tried it on ur house and it actually worked.
I ran into ur bathroom and took a crap. Then, i crapped so much that it clogged the bathroom. I had to find a way to fix it. I fixed it, but left the cap on
the seat accidently. Then I rolled out all ur toilet paper cause my butt smelled like crap. I then left, making sure that the garage door was locked and all doors locked
so that no one would know i took a shieeeeeeeeeeeet in ur house. Good day sir.[/quote]

Well guess what, we found out what you did and we are coming for you.
But no really, the whole family's still spooked.

@prince197:
My mom actually believes that. The door randomly locked itself again after we walked in, which really spooked my mom even more and she thinks its an "evil spirit".

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overalldk

they put hidden cameras in your house.

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DualKnightK

That happened to my family except they took all my jewelry and my money I saved up. >.<

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golatias

[quote=proplayer]um call the police?[/quote]

My parents believe changing the locks is a simpler solution. Considering they didn't take anything or seem to pose a threat.

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yumtoast154

Well, maybe said burglar might just have wanted to take a huge #2...?

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proplayer

um call the police?

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