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I had a dream

I had a dream, in my dream all people treated me like a king. Women wanted me and men wanted to be me. I was king of the world and all did what as I commanded. I had a castle of my very own, filled with my servants. I had an army bigger than China's population. I had more money than all the money the United States has ever printed. I had more power than Greece or Rome back in their prime. But then all this ended....when I took an arrow to the knee.

December 9, 2011

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golatias

[quote=MegaZord]i had a dream that i was flying over tokyo in my ironman suit.
and there were a bunch of missiles following me. i destroyed all of them.[/quote]

But then an unseen archer shot at you, and you got an arrow in the knee.

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thedylan

I had a dream inside a dream.

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MegaZord

i had a dream that i was flying over tokyo in my ironman suit.
and there were a bunch of missiles following me. i destroyed all of them.

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H0tSauc3

I was about to have a dream, but I took a arrow to the knee.

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MangosOnTheWeb

[quote=tubring22]I have a dream, that one day...[/quote]
...this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

So I wasn't the only one who thought of this.

EDIT: Also, arrow in a knee is so stupid now it's not funny. Do you know what is though? FUS RO DAH! Hilarious every time, and that's all I do in skyrim nowadays.

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Flametokay

[quote=khoiacool]Where does this quote "took an arrow to the knee" come from? I see it everywhere.[/quote]

It's from skyrim.
A guard says "I used to be an adventure like you, til I took an arrow to the knee"
It's extremely overused now.

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Car

[quote=monty007]i had a dream... that white people and black people and heck even chinese people can gamble together with the same chips![/quote]

Too bad this didn't happen.

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tubring22

I have a dream, that one day...

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monty007

i had a dream... that white people and black people and heck even chinese people can gamble together with the same chips!

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khoiacool

Where does this quote "took an arrow to the knee" come from? I see it everywhere.

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