global warming will make me rich
im gonna buy a bunch of real estate in the middle of georgia so that when florida sinks cuz the ice is all melting then i'll have a bunch of beachfront homes to sell and it will make me rich. every1 plz go buy coal and light it on fire. no1 cares about polar bears except for coca cola so do it and make me rich!
god is good
February 3, 2017
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youre a genius
@cannoneer: this makes me moist
I'll tell you how to fix this country:
- Wait for a hurricane to hit all of the southern Florida cities causing the tourists and Northerners to scatter like scared mice.
- Wait for an earthquake that breaks California off into the ocean or sell it to the Mexicans and build a wall around it.
- Extend said wall upwards to quarantine Oregon and Washington. We'll eventually need one to protect our Canadian border as well when Trudeau and Merkel get married.
- Let the entire Northeast secede with exceptions to places like upstate New York and everything in Maryland not named Baltimore. That or we could just take it over and kick them out. I like that option, too.
- Burn Baltimore, Chicago, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Detroit to the ground. Hit the reset button and start over.
That's all there is to it, folks. America would be utopia after all of that was said and done. The best part about all of this? It might become a reality one day if the jobless, fascist, green-haired communists of the far left keep calling for a civil war. It gets me all pumped up just thinking about it. Go ahead and start a civil war or race war. Bunch of hippies, women with "free the nipple" shirts on, and anorexic anarchists wearing Call of Duty masks against the 'redneck' gun owners, the majority of law enforcement, bikers, veterans, and active duty military. The backbone of America versus the confused and entitled generation. PLEASE TRY. MOTHER FREEDOM WILL STRIKE AGAIN.
http://imgur.com/a/WTPDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWZy4ETCZs
@uwotm8: ill sabotage u and burn some extra coal so ur land turns into the ocean
I don't like petrol because Saudi Arabia lives on it.