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mercedes' elf ears stick out when she's wearing a hood, but Kaiser's horns seem to disappear when wearing a beanie and they go away altogether if you change the hair O_O

Our heads are about the same size vertically as the entire rest of our bodies.

in maple most ppl bring a knife to a gun fight

@JeffieAran It's supposed to be a wall of text like that lmao.

[quote=Feelyngs]I don't understand:

How does a weapon magically change from one hand to the other when you turn around, how can hair magically switch sides when you turn around, how does a piece of paper magically upgrade equipment, how does a piece of paper magically make equipment explode, how do different color papers add different types of stats, why is it called a Miraculous Chaos Scroll when nothing miraculous ever happens, how does an alien rock add bonus stats to equipment, why isn't the FreeMarket free, how can an archer double jump, how can a warrior flash jump, how can anything double jump, if a mercedes can have it so that it can mask both weapons with one weapon cover why cant db, how can a mercedes cover both weapons with a one handed weapon cover, how can a little codex add stats, how can chaos zakum and chaos horntail have planets and space in a cave that's in a planet, if zakum is a tree why does it sound like rock when you hit it, why Horntail has a drop timer, how can you go back into bigger ben with a hyper rock if its broken down, how can you freeze to death outside of El Nath but not in town, if you can freeze to death why cant you burn and take DoT in the zakum cave or jump quest, its called an all cure but why doesn't it cure everything, how could paper give something potential, why can you fuse MoNs, how can a shoe have attack, how can a ring have attack, how can an earring have attack, how can a shield have attack, how can a glove have attack, how can a hat have attack, how can a top/bottom/overall have attack, how can a belt have attack, how can a badge have attack, how can a heart have attack, how can shoulders have attack, how can capes have attack, how can necklaces have attack, how can pet equips have attack, how can a mask have attack, how can your face have attack, how can your pocket have attack, how can your codex have attack, how can a medal have attack, how can a top from the CS go over an overall and make the bottom disappear, how can a bottom from the CS go over an overall and make the top of the overall disappear, if you can have 4 rings why cant you have the appropriate number of slots for earrings/shoes/gloves/pockets, how can you hold all the stuff that you have in your inventory all at once, if you drop mesos or meso bags and they are half the size of you how can anyone have 2.1 billion of them in their pocket, how can a dragon in leafre make a volcano in el nath erupt, if you get wings from the cash shop why cant you fly, why cant a demon slayer soar between continents at free will, why cant an evan soar through continents at free will, why you cant attack on mounts, why archers cant shoot arrows off mounts, how can a nightlord throw three stars when it swings its arms twice, how a shadow can throw stars, how a shadow can even attack, how a mercedes can constantly shoot arrows when they slowly switch back and forth between bowguns while actually shooting, how an items name can change color or why it changes color, how a UA ice lightning mage is allowed to have flame gear, how demon slayers can recover by throwing crows at absolutely nothing, how a nightlord can get hp back by throwing a star, how fairies dumping liquid all over you gives you more power, how a leaf with a girl on it gives more exp, why a wheel of destiny doesn't give you a few seconds of invincibility to recover and re-buff, how a wheel can bring you back to life, how a hired merchant cant get robbed, how in new leaf city if it was invaded by aliens why phantom forest is perfectly fine, why their called flame throwing stars when they aren't on fire, why they are called infinite throwing stars if you still have to recharge, how a gun can shoot so much without having to reload, how a pirate ship can come from clouds and shoot lasers, how come a storage cant get robbed, how a haircut can make your hair longer, why a mercedes' ears show with kitty hair giving you 4 ears, why some hairstyles are white but are labeled black, how you can consume so many potions without dying or getting too fat, how you can have ice cream in your mouth or chocolate without it melting, how you can even have over 1 of any kind of consumable like an ice bean sundae, how food gives you MP, how some cash equips actually have a level requirement, why there isnt an elemental wand for holy, how the dojo can have 47 floors when the outside is smaller, how the dojo can have fights without it falling over because of it's height, why you cant put pieces of time together to make a rock of time, why you cant break a rock of time for pieces of time, why dream fragments cant make a dream stone, why you cant break a dream stone into dream fragments, how you can have monster familiars that change your color, how you can have some familiars that make you transparent, how a familiar can make you faster, how a familiar can make you jump higher, how a family can have over 6,000 people but no ones related, how a mining bag can hold what it does, how a ring can make you faster, how a ring can make you jump higher, how shoes can make you faster or jump higher, how anything can make you jump higher or run faster when the fact is you're actually putting on more things, why some equips need fame to wear, how pants give you a hyper body, how gloves make your eyes sharper or help you attack faster, how shoes can make your skills go up, how a hat can make doors or summon fairies, why mir can wear armor but it isn't visible on him, how armor on mir can give you more power, how a mech can have golden armor but it isn't visible, how you can swim without drowning, how you can walk through lava without burning, how a pair of scissors can make something tradeble.

Looked through it, shortened it by about 1/3 because a lot of the stuff was either glitch related or patched/fixed and this thread is about things that aren't realistic in this game. There still might be some outdated stuff in there but ya.[/quote]

It'd be much helpful if you started a new row after each one so people won't go "tldr".

Edit: I read it all o.o

I don't understand:

How does a weapon magically change from one hand to the other when you turn around, how can hair magically switch sides when you turn around, how does a piece of paper magically upgrade equipment, how does a piece of paper magically make equipment explode, how do different color papers add different types of stats, why is it called a Miraculous Chaos Scroll when nothing miraculous ever happens, how does an alien rock add bonus stats to equipment, why isn't the FreeMarket free, how can an archer double jump, how can a warrior flash jump, how can anything double jump, if a mercedes can have it so that it can mask both weapons with one weapon cover why cant db, how can a mercedes cover both weapons with a one handed weapon cover, how can a little codex add stats, how can chaos zakum and chaos horntail have planets and space in a cave that's in a planet, if zakum is a tree why does it sound like rock when you hit it, why Horntail has a drop timer, how can you go back into bigger ben with a hyper rock if its broken down, how can you freeze to death outside of El Nath but not in town, if you can freeze to death why cant you burn and take DoT in the zakum cave or jump quest, its called an all cure but why doesn't it cure everything, how could paper give something potential, why can you fuse MoNs, how can a shoe have attack, how can a ring have attack, how can an earring have attack, how can a shield have attack, how can a glove have attack, how can a hat have attack, how can a top/bottom/overall have attack, how can a belt have attack, how can a badge have attack, how can a heart have attack, how can shoulders have attack, how can capes have attack, how can necklaces have attack, how can pet equips have attack, how can a mask have attack, how can your face have attack, how can your pocket have attack, how can your codex have attack, how can a medal have attack, how can a top from the CS go over an overall and make the bottom disappear, how can a bottom from the CS go over an overall and make the top of the overall disappear, if you can have 4 rings why cant you have the appropriate number of slots for earrings/shoes/gloves/pockets, how can you hold all the stuff that you have in your inventory all at once, if you drop mesos or meso bags and they are half the size of you how can anyone have 2.1 billion of them in their pocket, how can a dragon in leafre make a volcano in el nath erupt, if you get wings from the cash shop why cant you fly, why cant a demon slayer soar between continents at free will, why cant an evan soar through continents at free will, why you cant attack on mounts, why archers cant shoot arrows off mounts, how can a nightlord throw three stars when it swings its arms twice, how a shadow can throw stars, how a shadow can even attack, how a mercedes can constantly shoot arrows when they slowly switch back and forth between bowguns while actually shooting, how an items name can change color or why it changes color, how a UA ice lightning mage is allowed to have flame gear, how demon slayers can recover by throwing crows at absolutely nothing, how a nightlord can get hp back by throwing a star, how fairies dumping liquid all over you gives you more power, how a leaf with a girl on it gives more exp, why a wheel of destiny doesn't give you a few seconds of invincibility to recover and re-buff, how a wheel can bring you back to life, how a hired merchant cant get robbed, how in new leaf city if it was invaded by aliens why phantom forest is perfectly fine, why their called flame throwing stars when they aren't on fire, why they are called infinite throwing stars if you still have to recharge, how a gun can shoot so much without having to reload, how a pirate ship can come from clouds and shoot lasers, how come a storage cant get robbed, how a haircut can make your hair longer, why a mercedes' ears show with kitty hair giving you 4 ears, why some hairstyles are white but are labeled black, how you can consume so many potions without dying or getting too fat, how you can have ice cream in your mouth or chocolate without it melting, how you can even have over 1 of any kind of consumable like an ice bean sundae, how food gives you MP, how some cash equips actually have a level requirement, why there isnt an elemental wand for holy, how the dojo can have 47 floors when the outside is smaller, how the dojo can have fights without it falling over because of it's height, why you cant put pieces of time together to make a rock of time, why you cant break a rock of time for pieces of time, why dream fragments cant make a dream stone, why you cant break a dream stone into dream fragments, how you can have monster familiars that change your color, how you can have some familiars that make you transparent, how a familiar can make you faster, how a familiar can make you jump higher, how a family can have over 6,000 people but no ones related, how a mining bag can hold what it does, how a ring can make you faster, how a ring can make you jump higher, how shoes can make you faster or jump higher, how anything can make you jump higher or run faster when the fact is you're actually putting on more things, why some equips need fame to wear, how pants give you a hyper body, how gloves make your eyes sharper or help you attack faster, how shoes can make your skills go up, how a hat can make doors or summon fairies, why mir can wear armor but it isn't visible on him, how armor on mir can give you more power, how a mech can have golden armor but it isn't visible, how you can swim without drowning, how you can walk through lava without burning, how a pair of scissors can make something tradeble.

Looked through it, shortened it by about 1/3 because a lot of the stuff was either glitch related or patched/fixed and this thread is about things that aren't realistic in this game. There still might be some outdated stuff in there but ya.

Inanimate Objects can attack us
Yep

No matter where I go there is always music playing, even when I'm alone. o.o

[quote=IKickCats]You can tell who is a girl by looking at their pixels? Damn you must be some sort of wizard.[/quote]

Not just a wizard. He is Jezus

Where do you hold mounts?

we never go to the washroom

I had a huge list somewhere...some things are outdated on it though.

Wearing heavy combat armor without getting tired

you should do this:
Reasons Maple is [b]realistic[/b]
Let's see how many reasons Basil can come up with.

I can walk around the town without pants on. Then again, I guess I kinda do that in real life.....

[quote=FreakinJezus]Umm, those aren't girls.[/quote]

You can tell who is a girl by looking at their pixels? Damn you must be some sort of wizard.

Dragons

My head is too big

Dark sight is unrealistic.

[quote=IKickCats]girls have no boobs.[/quote]

Umm, those aren't girls.

using fly hacks, oh wait

Floating ground.

[quote=KoreanBoy214]Hurricane is just bs[/quote]
lololol

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

@EatNow
having does devil eyes
and being able to use MA forever
u wont even get tired

girls have no boobs.

Who said it was realistic?

Is Maple even supposed to be realistic?