Wait so no Eric class?
If Nexon actually released the Eric class I would unquit. But obviously they'd have to give it more OP-ed skills. Skills such as...
Hide: hide behind a tree/rock.
Scratch Your Butt: Gathers power to form an energy vortex, culminating in a powerful urge to scratch your butt, resulting in calmness until the urge appears again.
Fetus Curl: When in same place as a monster, curl up like a baby and gain +99 defense.
Super-retreat: Not only runs away fast from a monster but also log out too.
Super-Jump: Jump 1 pixel higher now.
Beard: you grow a beard and use it as a weapon. Beard gives +1 LUK and +0 attack.
Noob Stance: every monster will knock you off position. All other classes can knock you out of position too. OP-ed
Party-Troll: annoy party members thus lowering the defense of the party by 100%.
Sleep: take a nap and do nothing.
Bubble-Wrap Popping: pop that stuff which comes in packages to annoy monsters and give them +10000 attack.
Smoke bomb: Throw a bomb of smoke which covers the whole screen and does nothing else.
Erica: turn into a G.I.R.L version of self.
New Eric-type weapon: Fafnir phone - calls the police for help. Gives 0% PDR 0% bossing and 0 attack.
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@IImaplers: well I have seen some women with beard, though not a lot of beard but noticeable lol
@c5548christine: Well I had to be fair to both sexes in order to be politically correct. Who'd want to play a girl with a beard anyway (actually, I would)?
@IImaplers: lol
[quote=c5548christine]Will Erica grow beard too?[/quote]
Yes, but down [b]there[/b].
i just realized he doesnt even have his own npc
I lol'd alot reading this most likely cause i need sleep and i seem to just laugh alot when i need sleep sometimes!
[quote=fradddd]@IImaplers: Just like people have been saying that mankind's doomsday is "coming soon" all throughout history, people have been saying that the end of Maple is also soon. So I'll take your false-prophecies with a grain of salt.[/quote]
A rollback and weekly exploits say otherwise.... But oh well; you are no fun.
@IImaplers: Just like people have been saying that mankind's doomsday is "coming soon" all throughout history, people have been saying that the end of Maple is also soon. So I'll take your false-prophecies with a grain of salt.
@fradddd: Eric Class would be the coolest class ever imo. The game's near its death anyway with MS 2 up and coming, so why not have a little fun with a derpy new class?
Eric class is not funny, come on people.
lmao Erica LOL
Well there's the solo class people wants. One that no one will party with... Party-Troll is too op...
Will Erica grow beard too?
i'm actually laughing omg
@xtripled: .... sure
@Gummybearwizard: excuse you, but i'm not a troll.
Party-Troll: annoy party members thus lowering the defense of the party by 100%.
Hey look @xtripled, the perfect class for you to fund!
I actually laughed while reading this.
That Super-retreat skill too pro lmao, "Logs you out" Too pro
[quote=AquaBoogieXD]The hell are you talking about?[/quote]
http://orangemushroom.wordpress.com/2012/04/01/maplestory-age-of-eric/
The hell are you talking about?
too op, please nerf