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How do I become spoiled?

I wish I was like those dirt bags who have an iPad, iPhone, BMW, LV wallet, LV belt, Gucci hat, G-Star shirt, and True Religion jeans. How do I become a useless waste of space that does not how to do anything? Does anyone here fit what I just described or know anyone that does? Please tell me the secrets so I can get plastic women!

August 26, 2012

13 Comments • Newest first

Omegathorion

Have parents that make over $200k/year.

Reply August 26, 2012
Pancakes1234

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWn1GeryKgg

GUCCI MANE

Reply August 26, 2012
Rezoina

@Kezini: Then yeah you're spoiled enough. 'Nuff said braa.

Reply August 26, 2012
Kezini

[quote=Rezoina]If you're on the computer and living comfortably, you're spoiled enough.[/quote]

Yeah if I live in a third world country. But here in North America I have to own an iPad and look like a complete tool.

Reply August 26, 2012
Rezoina

If you're on the computer and living comfortably, you're spoiled enough.

Reply August 26, 2012
Miney

Born rich or gold dig.

Reply August 26, 2012
crazymaster

1) Obtain money
2) Spend money
Pretty simple...

Reply August 26, 2012
Kezini

[quote=arankingred]You mad because you aint rich troioio poor boy[/quote]

I want to be a spoiled nammer like you!

Reply August 26, 2012
crazybass

The best way to become useless is to go to school and get a job. Then your kids can be useless too later when you are older.

Reply August 26, 2012
arankingred

You mad because you aint rich troioio poor boy

Reply August 26, 2012
otamegane

You can start by making useless threads on Basil about it... oh wait.

Reply August 26, 2012
Kezini

[quote=JiminyRobins]Be rich.[/quote]

But how do I become useless?

Reply August 26, 2012