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Help with prom

So when she gets close to me or says certain things related to intercourse I have a hard time keeping my thing from going up.
One time she hugged me really hard and I had to push her off cause I was getting one. But that was a long time ago, im better now
but prom is going to put me to the test though. I want to keep my cool 'during' the prom, but i mean afterwards its fine i'll let it go
super saiyan when i need to use it. Any suggestions? im not gotta punch myself or anything ridiculous..

April 23, 2013

15 Comments • Newest first

NoNsensical

Whack it really hard, and consecutively right before the event. Don't worry if you smell like musk when you arrive, because females like that. Hopefully your private's primal needs will be sated for the first half hour, but after that, it's all on you.

Reply April 24, 2013
Darkwizzie

In all honesty, if you'r with her at prom and not just as friends, she should be flattered. She might be surprised, but it's not like she's never been turned on before and is totally innocent... if she likes you she'll come around and appreciate it.

Reply April 24, 2013
Coourh

Wrap plastic band over and over it like a mummy. So it can't grow longer and thicker.

Reply April 24, 2013
iFightWars

i have the same problem except im a woman

Reply April 24, 2013
Darkwizzie

Who cares, if she knows you've got one, maybe she'll just be flattered.

Reply April 24, 2013
Yokomuri

Cant stop laughing at this thread XD
Edit:Besides you cant exactly help it
Its a "Guy" thing

Reply April 24, 2013 - edited
achyif

The responses in this thread LOL

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
xkillo32

@Wordolio
what?
who has trouble getting it up?
i have trouble getting it down

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
TrueAtheist

It's not a bad thing if your 'thing is going up'. Press it against her and let her know, girls love that.

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
chaos0

Tuck it in or wear really tight underwear just for that night. Yea think about your grandparents doing it, that should help.

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
KingKaKnight

Grandma idea and wasitband is good..
will releasing one out affect me when i do it for reals later?

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
matcartoon

Think of your grandma

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
Wordolio

count that as a blessing. some guys have lots of trouble getting it up.

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
GoldenBow

All the men in the world with [i]ED[/i] are jealous right now.

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited
ZOMGitjon

chop off your private and give it to her
it'll show that you truly love her

Reply April 23, 2013 - edited