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@raesoner if you and other people didn't figure it out it was a joke wot

Oh my this thread actually made my day :')

I skipped school for maple and now I am lost in the gutters.

[quote=raesoner]no, i play this game and i enjoy it, but im not as addicted as to do that pathetic and childish thing, i have some self control, not like childs in here...[/quote]

lmfao, reading what you type is actually funny. So what you mean is 99.99% of the internet are childs? I know theres alot of them but not as much as you think

@raesoner sorry but I just want to experience the RED experience!

@CherryTigers: I forgot to mention I ate some mushroom, maybe that is why I'm so sick

[quote=raesoner]man, u srsly have a problem with maplestory, u should check that with a doctor, ure too addicted to this game, srsly, with ppl like u it doesnt amaze me that ,later in the news , it appears childs that steal the credit card of their mom and start paying a lot of money in exchange of nx, srsly, have a bit of self-control, its just a game, sigh...[/quote]
Didnt really understand but all i have to say is, you are a no life too... we all are

[quote=LarBear]After hearing that RED was coming I decided I wanted to play first thing when it came out. I devised a plan so I could skip school so I could have my RED experience. When my parents were asleep I went outside butt naked so I could catch a cold so I could stay home. After my parents found out I was sick, I sneaked on to my computer at 5:00 AM pressing the refresh button on wwww.maplestatus.com. The problem here is that I was only expecting it to be done at 9:00 but I'm here, 1000 years later still clicking the refresh button.
Moral of the story - Don't skip school for maplestory [/quote]

the common cold is caused by a virus, not caused because you were in cold weather.

I think my sister also wanted to stayed home because she was having a RED experience.

@raesoner my mom whipped me after she found out I stole her credit card

@alexstahp I'm unique

Better to go to college and then skip class with your laptop

@LarBear Yup. That was you then. You #1'd on my dog's favorite tree, so he #1'd over your #1 and left you a steaming pile of #2 on your doorstep.

interesting fact you don't get a cold from being in the cold

I took my laptop to school with me then hide under bleachers in gym, for the last 7 hours, and now im about to get on the bus. Hopefully it doesn't come up during this 20 minute bus ride.

That is the best thing I've read in a while. 9/10

@Vaceron Yea they was probably me did you see me doing number 1 & 2?

should probably edit this so i don't get suspended

the sc isn't your only problem

Are you the butt naked kid i saw walking around in your front yard across the street from me at 5:00 this morning when i went to let my dog out...?

I'm rofling

so funny

wow

What the hell Larry?

My brother did, but I didn't.