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hi i'm stuck in bed with OVARIAN PAIN so i'm practicing marzipan roses 'cause mine SUCK like theyre super pretty flowers but...not roses. i dont get it. its the same number of petals how are you not a rose smh

hbu

August 27, 2015

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xdarkshynobi

@manateens: ha okay whatever you say
@natalie =[ it looks like your steering collumn is just locked? I'm guess the car's ignition won't turn. Really not 100% but I seen the mechanic just play with the steering wheel and the ignition. Pull towards the direction and easing up on the ignition I saw this done on a 2003 or 2005 model bmw.

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natalie

just got home from the car repair shop. rip 18/08/15
[url=http://i.imgur.com/m4feXPh.jpg]they did this to him[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/T1cNncD.jpg]"alignment could have fixed him"[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/docwc0k.jpg]stupid bird dares to poop on him[/url]

i'm heartbroken

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xdarkshynobi

Dw the cigs you smoke is enough no need for surgery.

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manateens

@vietua: i dont wear a weave so what am i supposed to rip out if not ovaries smh?

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VietUA

@manateens: you rip weaves out, not ovaries

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manateens

@vietua: its cool imma rip my ovaries out so i can be more man-like

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VietUA

praise the lord that im a man

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