General

if you knew what soap and other body cleaning products like shampoo were really made out of.

it must take like ice cream...they have similar ingredients

Try chalk

Well if it's soap bars then if you try hard enough you can pretend its a chocolate bar
But liquid soap nah

Bleach tastes better

Don't drop the soap

heks naw makes u go </3 </3 </3 </3

Find out for yourself, I'm sure it can't be that bad.

Prepare for stomach pain