General

my mother gave me a bowl haircut and told me that she wouldn't change it because it was cute. i hate her for that

My parents don't troll me much.

When my dad wanted to talk to me but switched my brother and my name for the 554th time

They said dont swallow watermelo seed or ya grow 1 in ya bello

I'm majoring in chemistry, I just need to take physical chemistry 1 and 2 with lab and I can graduate.

while i was typing up an essay, my mom picked up a june bug with her hand and put it on my thigh
and on april fools she told me my older sister was pregnant

Finding out there is no monster that eats you if you behave badly xD

Here I am complaining and some of y'all got kicked out by your parents damn. My bad.

[quote=blackest]head ass has two definitions

definition 1: used at the end of a slay. ex: boy shut yo ol thunderjaw mighty morphin power dome headass up

definition 2: not really, no way. ex: bro 1: dude she is so fine! bro 2: headass[/quote]

headdd boiii!

I grew up thinking that they were competent people who had their lives straight.
Biggest Troll eva

My parents kicked me out at barely 16. They said while we were moving that they needed to pick up a letter and some money from an apartment closeby. Thry sent me in to get it. Guess who the letter was for.

Uhm, ever since my dad moved back to Italy 6 years ago, he's given me a total of $250.

Meanwhile, he takes his girlfriend to Paris every 6 months.

And then wonders why I don't call him.

Thanks dad. :^)

my mommy taught me some tagalog when i was a kid... but then she just stopped.
so i can't really talk to a lot of my relatives when i go to the philippines.

thanks mommy.

i told my parents i want to do art instead of engineering
the look my dad gave me told me a million things, and none of them were good </3

Lilikoby I thought the same I though getting into uchicago I could do what I want now but some parents are just too controlling. Dad also wants me to study over the summer and guess what subject, chemistry. Booooooooiiiiiii...

[quote=lilikoby] I'm not willing to "be an adult" and spend my summer studying x_x[/quote]

tell them to fite u

I thought things would get better after I got into college lol
After getting into Berkeley, instead of the whole "you got into a top college now you're done" mentality, they have a "prove your good enough for berkeley by working extra hard from now on" mentality, so my life has been more miserable than before I got in, which is kinda ironic.

They've threatened to not cosign my student loans (seriously?) and say I should put college off a year for a job if I'm not willing to "be an adult" and spend my summer studying x_x

[quote=shammyshakes]Can I get a what?[/quote]

head ass has two definitions

definition 1: used at the end of a slay. ex: boy shut yo ol thunderjaw mighty morphin power dome headass up

definition 2: not really, no way. ex: bro 1: dude she is so fine! bro 2: headass

When I got kicked out... Oh wait... Not a troll.

Can I get a what?

they said they were going on vacation and never came back