General

Your first name, Jeremy, makes you independent, resourceful, practical, and patient.
You could be inventive along scientific or technical lines.
Although you are not naturally spontaneous in musical or artistic expression, you can develop technical proficiency along these lines.
You are fussy about details and seek perfection in whatever you undertake.
Being somewhat wilful and skeptical, you learn best through your own experiences and seek proof though facts.
You work best alone, making your own decisions, and learning from your own experiences.
Despite your loyalty to friends, your communication at times is stilted, too candid, and frank.
Weaknesses in the health centre in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

Wow what the hell o.o
HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE?

This is some horoscope type of crap right here.

Your first name, Sylvia, makes you self-reliant, creative in practical ways, and an independent diligent worker.
You work best alone making your own decisions as it is not always easy for you to respond to the advice and direction of others as you feel the need to be in control.
You enjoy the simple pleasures of life especially activities that take you outdoors.
You have a few good friends who enjoy similar activities.
Living much within your own thoughts and finding it challenging to communicate easily with others, you are, at times, too candid and honest in your assessment of situations.
You feel this separation from others and would give anything to be always lighthearted and friendly instead of serious and shy.

[i] That's pretty accurate [/i]
This influence of this name can adversely affect the health of the heart and lungs because of self-consciousness, sensitivity, and lack of verbal expression.
Tension also centres in the head affecting either the eyes, ears, sinuses, or teeth.

[i]Euh...[/i]

i find that urban dictionary is more accurate for name meanings

You could suffer with constipation, stomach, or intestinal disorders, or disturbances in the fluid functions of the body.

[i]what.[/i]

"The name of Gianfranco has made you rather reserved and, at times, secretive about your personal affairs.
As a result, people find it difficult to understand you and you suffer through loneliness.
You are interested in understanding life along scientific, religious, and philosophical lines.
Also, you derive much enjoyment from reading and from being out in nature.
At times, you find it easier to express your thoughts in writing, rather than verbally.
You are astute regarding the value of money, have good business judgment, and can drive a hard bargain if such is required.
This name has not allowed you to express fully the softer, more spontaneous qualities of your nature because of its practical business attributes.
You are matter-of-fact in your attitude to things, not easily swayed by others, nor overly compassionate to the suffering of others.
You are an ambitious person, have expensive tastes, appreciate quality in all things, and desire to have the best money can buy.
You are inclined to judge things according to their material value.
Weaknesses in the health through the use of this name could affect the heart or bronchial organs, or cause problems relative to the generative organs."
I'd say the fourth is 100% wrong. I have no idea about the last one. The rest alternate between spot-on and applicable. But ya.

Your name of Eva has created a practical, responsible, stable nature, and you desire to direct the efforts of others rather than to take order or ask permission.
sometimes
You have a determined, self-reliant, capable nature and resent any interference, although in your desire to help you are inclined to become involved in the lives and decisions of other people.
yes

You like to make your own decisions and to be the master of your domain.
maybe

You feel a limitation in your own expression when it is necessary to reach another through tact and understanding.
sometimes

Although you are honest and fair, a directness in speech is a source of much consternation to you, and you often regret what you say.
not really

You also have a tendency to worry.
no

It causes you to be too serious, and interferes with happiness and relaxation that comes with naturalness of expression.
no

Health weaknesses centre in the head appearing as headaches, head colds, and eye, teeth, ear, or sinus problems.
maybe
i actually have a headache right now and i've always had ear problems

8/13 points were true.

All of them were true.

2/12 of them were not true.

-[i]Your name of Abigail creates an intense desire for association with people and new experiences, many of which have been rather bitter.[/i]
true

-[i]This name has given you a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is unstable emotionally.[/i]
true

-[i]You desire change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine.[/i]
true

-[i]However, this name does not allow you to complete your undertakings, as farther fields always look greener.[/i]
false
-[i]Although you may appear confident and positive, you actually lack confidence and feel self-conscious at times.[/i]
true, i dont know. im borderline.
-[i]This name spoils patience and depth of thought, and weakens your stand in matters of principle.[/i]
false
-[i]You are too open to suggestion, and thus you could become involved in detrimental associations which could lead you into by-paths of thrill-seeking or emotional indulgence.[/i]
sorta true, in the end i do w/e i want to, which usually leads to emotional turmoil
-[i]Any weakness in your health would appear in the fluid functions as kidney, bladder, or circulatory problems.[/i]
false, it's my heart

-or in a sensitivity affecting your stomach.
true

Physically you could suffer through tension in the heart, lungs, or bronchial organs, and also through intestinal problems, constipation, etc.

um ok

Mine is very close but when I put my last name it describes me very well too... Except having a large group of friends.

Very, very accurate for the most part, aside from me being prone to health problems caused by worry and a sensitivity in the respiratory area...

[quote=NonSonoFronz]Did you even look at it?
I know about the Barnum effect. But there were a few suspiciously spot on things that weren't the typically vague descriptions that are usually on these things.
I just thought it was pretty damn interesting and was wondering if anyone else got some suspiciously spot on statements said about themselves. [/quote]

To be fair, I have had a really hard time ever having any sort of routine in my life but that's about all it got right. The rest were partially true and seemed very accurate but fell apart when I gave it further thought. Given how specific some of them are but probably applicable to a good deal of people, I'd say it's something of casting a wide net and if one or two of them seem to fit a person, they'll be more inclined to see the other, more dubious ones as also accurate.

[quote=NonSonoFronz]Did you even look at it?
I know about the Barnum effect. But there were a few suspiciously spot on things that weren't the typically vague descriptions that are usually on these things.
I just thought it was pretty damn interesting and was wondering if anyone else got some suspiciously spot on statements said about themselves. [/quote]
"Did you even look at it?"
Why do people always use that go-to-question when someone disagrees?
Yes I looked at it. Some things were correct, some things were completely off. What a surprise.

my name exactly describes me

[quote=sparkshooter]It's only accurate because you fit the description to yourself.
I highly doubt that the name your parents gave you at birth subconsciously formed your personality as you grew up.
It's either a round analysis or just lucky.
Just how I see things.[/quote]

Did you even look at it?
I know about the Barnum effect. But there were a few suspiciously spot on things that weren't the typically vague descriptions that are usually on these things.
I just thought it was pretty damn interesting and was wondering if anyone else got some suspiciously spot on statements said about themselves.

LOL mine predicts I love sweet foods and am prone to overeating. I hate sweet foods with a passion and struggle eating anything at all.

It's only accurate because you fit the description to yourself.
I highly doubt that the name your parents gave you at birth subconsciously formed your personality as you grew up.
It's either a round analysis or just lucky.
Just how I see things.