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Grammarnazi Rage Lesson

Your and you're. There's a difference, and every single time I see someone using the wrong form, it makes me so mad.

Because I'm so fed up with it, Basil is getting a little grammar lesson.

We were supposed to learn this stuff in fourth grade, so for those of you who forgot:
[b]Your[/b] = Possessive. You use this for when you're talking about something someone has. Correct: "Your grammar is terrible." Incorrect: "I think your an idiot."
[b]You're[/b] = Contraction for "You are." If you can't say "You are" in place of this, something is wrong. Correct: "You're still reading this? WHOA." Incorrect: "Give me you're number for still reading this thread."
Fourth. Grade. Grammar.

August 13, 2012

15 Comments • Newest first

Pwnagewafflez

@above 1. Wat
2. I was talking about in general. Basil's not a video game, and this is in the 'Not Related to MS' section.

Reply August 13, 2012
GusDaBus

Your mad cuz ppl r puerile wen it comes 2 being grammatically correct? ...in a video game?

Reply August 13, 2012
Amuro

[quote=permadragons]i wud lik two thank u fir you're lessons i hope yur goin two continue them[/quote]

In a topic dedicated to good grammar, wouldn't it be a better idea to display more grammar mistakes than mistakes in spelling/capitalization/punctuation?

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Pwnagewafflez

@Quote He's just joking. When I made this thread, I expected this to happen anyway. No real harm done.

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permadragons

i wud lik two thank u fir you're lessons i hope yur goin two continue them

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Pwnagewafflez

People write like this on essays and reports as well. It's not just the internet.

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iunhealu

[quote=Pwnagewafflez]@iunhealu Oh, but some of those are sixth grade English.
People don't seem to have the mental capacity.[/quote]

have you taken the sat? this stuff is all on it. most people get quite a bit wrong on the sat writing/reading sections.

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Pwnagewafflez

@iunhealu Oh, but some of those are sixth grade English.
People don't seem to have the mental capacity.

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iunhealu

you should also
1. teach people how to use scare quotes
2.when to use less/least/fewer/fewest/ect.,
3.when to use take/bring, were/we're
4.subject verb agreement
5.difference between and adj and an adv
6. modifiers
7. pronouns
8. limiting modifiers
9. free modifiers
10. parallelism
11. bleh i don't want to think of more

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Pwnagewafflez

I just decided to talk about your/you're because that's what I see most often. The others piss me off as well. People seem to have forgotten how to English.

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Kinshima

I have to admit, 'affect' and 'effect' irritate me a bit .

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Casey

You should be a teacher. You could raise your own little grammarnazi army.

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ClementZ

Everyone who can type coherent English is probably aware of the difference between the two homonyms.

I don't think any number of grammar lessons is going to change their willing ignorance of the fact.

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Pwnagewafflez

Thank you. I hate it when people misspell that too. >.<

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PowPowHammer

There's no 'A' in "Definitely" because if you spell it with an 'A' then you're definitely an "A"-hole.

I honestly use that to remember how to spell Definitely.

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