Psst Its Ritopls
I can only log into Basil on my phone. Anyway, college is lit. I made mad friends and see people from last year always.
Let me tell you a story about this freshman girl who lives in my building.
Last night, I was chilling in the lounge and mad freshmen are watching a movie. This freshman girl and I were talking, cuz, you know, I'm an older, super cute guy with a car. Anyway, she was like, "My high school friends and I are going to the mall tomorrow. You should come." I was like, "Alright bet."
I wake up at 9 am, then hit the gym. I text her at 11:15 being like, "So when are we hitting this mall?" I thought she'd reply after like 20 minutes, thinking they'd go at like 1 or 2, so I went to shower. Get out, check my phone at 11:22. 11:16 she replied, "We're meeting at the bus stop at 11:25" Bruh
I replied with, "Ah damn, I can't make it. You should have given me more notice. Maybe next time." She was like, "Aww. Next time for sure!"
Mixed signals... She wanted to get lunch Monday so we'll see. Not texting her first anymore.
Anyway, hanging out with this Chinese girl from my calc class tomorrow. I've been seeing this other Chinese girl a lot at the gym and around the building. Will chat her up, but her face is...
Oh and a great way to meet girls is to sit with ones sitting alone at dining halls. Just be like, "Can I sit here?" She'll say yes if you're not ugly. Then you sit down and be like, "Who wants to eat alone, right?" Then smile and make small talk and make sure you get her number!
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So fake... "A hot older guy" LOL
Chatting up as many moderatly qt girls as you can is like nty
y r u always takin calculus. do u get left behind or sumthin get dose chinese chix to tutor u bruh
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Oh and a great way to meet girls is to sit with ones sitting alone at dining halls. Just be like, "Can I sit here?" She'll say yes if you're not ugly. Then you sit down and be like, "Who wants to eat alone, right?" Then smile and make small talk and make sure you get her number!
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Okay, yeah, I've thought of this too. Except that ALL THE GIRLS WHO ARE EVEN MILDLY CUTE ARE SITTING WITH SOMEONE.
Even on the first day, they'd be with their roommate.
[quote=sammi]idk why I even bother reading your threads, I always feel nauseated afterwards[/quote]
Exactly how I feel. It literally gives cancer, the moment I see the guy's user name.
The moment I see the pixel, yep I'm outta here..
idk why I even bother reading your threads, I always feel nauseated afterwards