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I was talking to the black girl I've been seeing all summer today. We're at the point now where we're not just hanging out and having fun, we're like learning about each other's lives and getting a more intimate emotional connection.

We were talking about what colleges we applied to when we were in high school because she goes to school in Canada when she's from Brooklyn. I mentioned how I got rejected from my #1 school which was Stanford and it broke my heart. She said how she's always wanted to go to the West coast and see some stuff because she has a few friends in LA (a whole 2) and she said that they seem to have lots of fun there.

I told her how I went to California (near Oakland) March of last year to visit my ex best friend (didn't mention that I met him on a Korean video game made for little kids).

She was like, "The bay?" And I realized that she meant like the Bay Area, but not before I replied with, "No, I never dated him."

She burst out laughing.

And that's pretty much what it's like hanging out with me.

August 22, 2015

16 Comments • Newest first

QuackOutLoud

What are these threads anyway, make a blog or something

Reply August 22, 2015
xdwow

[quote=ekko]I don't get it[/quote]

Oakland is near San Francisco Bay Area, so when he said Oakland, she immediately thought "Bay Area", therefore she asked "The Bay?". OP be thinking she meant "Bae", the slang for a person one is dating or endears, therefore he reply by saying he is not dating another dude.

Reply August 22, 2015
4evavoodoo

I cant say that cause i like both genders

Reply August 22, 2015
fradddd

So you unintentionally make a gay joke every once in a while?
Wow. Impressive.

Reply August 22, 2015
MSthief

The good thing is that you have a friend that genuinely cares enough about your feelings that they are willing to laugh at your jokes. The downside is that you're not funny.

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
4evavoodoo

Arent you with this chinese girl?

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
WhoaMomma1

You tried mate, you tried. You're not funny at all.

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
LiliKoby

i dont see how u could have ever gotten into stanford so dont feel bad about it

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
DemZak

[quote=goodnewsbadnews]yeah, that's not funny at all[/quote]

lmao. +1

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
GoodNewsBadNews

yeah, that's not funny at all

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
norman897

Not funny.

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
simaini

one time i met some guy and he told me he was christian and i told him i wasn't religious... his freaking name was christian >.<

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
audio

Good Joke

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
Ekko

I don't get it

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
FeyFamily

LOL, another one of these threads. Nothing wrong with funny banter. There can never be too many jokes.

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited
Cholange

Rito PLS

Reply August 22, 2015 - edited