what should i do?
i had chicken tacos for breakfast and i think i have diarrhea. i'm sitting on my chair, clenching my ass, but i can't to go the bathroom because i'm afraid that if i get up, my anus will release the diarrhea.
help me.
January 8, 2014
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[quote=Craftinrock]I'm a man of concrete proof and evidence.
If you can not supply me with the said proof and evidence I am forced to believe that you are lying.
Don't be a liar.[/quote]
i lied. i dishonor my family.
[quote=Craftinrock]I need pictures...[/quote]
do you have a diarrhea fetish?
I am literally crying from laughter and slamming my hands on my desk here. Beautiful. 10/10, would recommend.
lick it clean, it taste like chocolate. can confirm.
it's too late, i accidentally farted and diarrhea came out. it's dripping from my pants and now it's all over the floor, so i have to wait for my mommy to come home and clean it up. i'm still sitting on my chair, btw.
Run brother RUN.
best thing to do is run and avoid farting on the way.