New Merc Order
[url=http://i.imgur.com/Ocu9rMS.png]hungfung has been captured.[/url]
@hongfung has been taken down. After numerous deceptions, @hongfung has misguided the society of Elves to believe that a democracy could be made... Oh how foolish the Elves must feel now. Fear not! I, EIfward, have captured the beast and am keeping the treacherous Elf in captivity. The elf was caught in the mountain cliffs, aiming to assassinate @elufu as Elufu was taking a nap. The punishment that shall be dealt to this evil Elf I do not know, but justice will be served! For the true Elves desire a true democracy, we shall make this a poll and not limit this poll to only Elves! Every Bowman and Bowwoman are allowed to partake in this!
Now is the time to vote as to what to do with this parasitic Elf (and I use that term loosely) and for a true democratic Elven society embedded into the Bowman community!
Then there is this @Jess123 ... Suspicious... If I do not make it to the next day, be warned of this Elf.
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Hmmm.... with @hongfung captured, I wouldn't have to go to lvl 227 to be the top merc in gazed anymore.... interesting.....
[quote=StraatLamp]what be this chaos in my lands, as a beautiful mystical extroardinary pwincess I demand peace u know.[/quote]
Ew go away no one wants a phat Elluel princess </3
As one of the wisest human mages in the land of Victoria Island, I would like to give my input on this... And I say, HANG THE INFIDEL.
what be this chaos in my lands, as a beautiful mystical extroardinary pwincess I demand peace u know.
[quote=Elufu]@SheepPB: Violence and anger is not of kin to elves. We love our peace. Only shalt it be disturbed then direct your condemnation to the source. or do we not? unless thou eyes have also been fogged.
What makes thee fury? Open thy hands and ease the muscles. Reconsider and thou shall see clearly now.
Only those who sincerely follow the Black Mage shall face my thousand arrows.[/quote]
How can one show peace to those who bring only harm to the Elves. I, too, must have my eyes fogged for I cannot see another way.
[quote=hongfung]I haven't actually said I wanted to take over anything either.
This is all the insane babbling of a night lord.
Go hop back onto your hype train.[/quote]
@Elufu ! See how this Elf mistakes others for what they are not. Rash assumptions and blank accusations based off sheer ignorance! Blasphemy! What kind of council could ever be made if there is an Elf such as @hongfung roaming about! Then there is that clever scheme of luring the attention away from the true intentions. The sake of the Elves and a council of peace is at risk while there is such hate aiming to destroy the Elves!
I haven't actually said I wanted to take over anything either.
This is all the insane babbling of a night lord.
Go hop back onto your hype train.
@SheepPB: Violence and anger is not of kin to elves. We love our peace. Only shalt it be disturbed then direct your condemnation to the source. or do we not? unless thou eyes have also been fogged.
What makes thee fury? Open thy hands and ease the muscles. Reconsider and thou shall see clearly now.
Only those who sincerely follow the Black Mage shall face my thousand arrows.
[quote=Elufu]@SheepPB: Calm thy storm of fury.
Observe carefully, then thou shalt see that the poor Elf isn't parasitic. It is affected by a spell. A dark one. Possibly the Black Mage.
His uninvited return may be sooner than we expect. Prepare yourselves. Now is not the time for distrust. Unite and we shall fight.[/quote]
Sire, how can thou be so calm when a fellow Elf has attempted to take over all Elves for personal glory. Surely we must leave @hongfung in captivity until further notice!
@SheepPB: Calm thy storm of fury.
Observe carefully, then thou shalt see that the poor Elf isn't parasitic. It is affected by a spell. A dark one. Possibly the Black Mage.
His uninvited return may be sooner than we expect. Prepare yourselves. Now is not the time for distrust. Unite and we shall fight.
[quote=misscherilyn]Lols
@kamikazedes
haiiii cookie[/quote]
"Lols"
Are you another terrifying threat to the society of Elves as a whole as well?
Lols
@kamikazedes
haiiii cookie
[quote=hongfung]Half the elven population is still frozen in ice anyways because we tried saving you humans from the Black Mage.
Leave our people alone. >.<[/quote]
You say [b]OUR[/b] people a bit too casually... That's because.... YOU PLAN ON ENSLAVING ALL ELVES, YOU TREACHEROUS TRAITOR ELF!
Death to the Elfidels!
This is fxxking hilarious!
Half the elven population is still frozen in ice anyways because we tried saving you humans from the Black Mage.
Leave our people alone. >.<
Hang the Elf by the ears...