To all girls who have had boyfriends
Tell me, female species, what is your obsession with wearing* our hoodies, jeans, and hats? This is especially targeted at our favorite articles. Is it that you are all stricken with some form of kleptomania? I find this behavior strange and unnerving. Also, Lillie, I would really like my jacket back. This is not cool; you know Winter's coming soon.
Explain yourselves.
(*See: Stealing)
August 7, 2011
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[quote=askmiller]They remind me of my puppy. She loves things that smell like me. <3[/quote]
Wait, so your puppy is your girlfriend...? You should see a doctor about that.
They tend to be bigger and comfier than what girl's hoodies come in
[quote=Myterac]Life is like a rank of brochures, take a ton before you leave.[/quote]
And stuff them down your shirt, yes, yes. We [i]all[/i] know the drill.
Off topic: To a;L;L those out there who questioned me on why, now you know.
i agree thts why i borrow other ppl jackets pants and other stuff
[quote=Fade2BlacK]It's probably the same reason why men wear their girlfriend(s)'s bras, make-up, and pants; or is it just me?[/quote]
Oh, well when you put it on the other hand like that... I guess it makes perfect sense. c:
e: Wait a minute. Why was girlfriend made plural?
It's probably the same reason why men wear their girlfriend(s)'s bras, make-up, and pants; or is it just me?
Because the victim is usually the culprit for making my clothes "dirty".
[quote=Shroomsly]By the way, here's a word of warning for you girls: If the guy has a brother, don't steal his clothes. You may think it's really cute that you've been cuddling with a pseudo-boyfriend to remind you (by smell, I suppose) of your real one, but think again.
My brother's girlfriend stole my jeans once and I caught her wearing them. I asked her "Those jeans look familiar" and she replied "Well yeah, they're Colin's. I took them because they remind me of him when he's not around." Those were not his jeans, they were mine. She thought she had stolen his to be cute and coy and she only ended up smelling my man smells (Which I worked really hard to get into those, by the way.)[/quote]
Well, I don't mean to be captain obvious but...
By the way, here's a word of warning for you girls: If the guy has a brother, don't steal his clothes. You may think it's really cute that you've been cuddling with a pseudo-boyfriend to remind you (by smell, I suppose) of your real one, but think again.
My brother's girlfriend stole my jeans once and I caught her wearing them. I asked her "Those jeans look familiar" and she replied "Well yeah, they're Colin's. I took them because they remind me of him when he's not around." Those were not his jeans, they were mine. She thought she had stolen his to be cute and coy and she only ended up smelling my man smells (Which I worked really hard to get into those, by the way.)
But it's warm and smells like youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
[quote=NoNsensical]I love the scent of the boyfriend. It turns me on so much and I feel closer and more attracted to my boyfriend whenever that scent graces my nose. I borrow his jacket and give it back once it runs out of the scent I adore so much. <3 then I ask for it again once he rewears it. Omg, I love it. It's intoxicating. I WANT MOAR.[/quote]
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[quote=Shroomsly]That other girl was @Smiles1337. She still comes on basil sometimes.[/quote]
Okay, this almost made me pee my pants.
[quote=RayEatsKids]Isn't @DevilOfRoses that girl who met that other girl and you guys ended up being best friends like 2-3 years ago on basil? I forgot her BasilID >< it started with an S and her character was all bandaged[/quote]
That other girl was @Smiles1337. She still comes on basil sometimes.
[quote=Shroomsly]As you say "You", I'm just going to assume that you mean me specifically.[/quote]
You assume correctly ;D
Isn't @DevilOfRoses that girl who met that other girl and you guys ended up being best friends like 2-3 years ago on basil? I forgot her BasilID >< it started with an S and her character was all bandaged
[quote=DevilOfRoses]It's comfy, reminds us of you, and it smells like you (:
(*See: Shroomsly, all your clothes are belong to me.)[/quote]
As you say "You", I'm just going to assume that you mean me specifically.
*sprays febreeze on clothes.*
Hmm..
I love the scent of the boyfriend. It turns me on so much and I feel closer and more attracted to my boyfriend whenever that scent graces my nose. I borrow his jacket and give it back once it runs out of the scent I adore so much. <3 then I ask for it again once he rewears it. Omg, I love it. It's intoxicating. I WANT MOAR.
[quote=LilyLikesYou]I usually borrow my boy friend's (not boyfriend, boy [i]friend[/i]) jumpers, hoodies, hats, etc. It feels pleasant (flirtatiously).[/quote]
I believe the preferred term is "Friendboy".
It's comfy, reminds us of you, and it smells like you (:
(*See: Shroomsly, all your clothes are belong to me.)
It's cute and it feels like you're closer to us
Idk, girls do it to their guy friends too. I had a guy friend who borrowed my sweater (it looked pretty unisex though) before.