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Why Obama is going to win

Let's face it. You can watch biased news channels and look at incorrect polls and believe whatever you want. But if you look at the facts; you'll see why I'm right. Obama is going to win.
In 2008 Obama was elected President of the United States. In 2008 [i]The Dark Knight[/i] was released.
In 2012 Obama is running for reelection. In 2012 [i]The Dark Knight Rises[/i] was released.
Since there is with no doubt that these facts each are true; this theory is also true.
If I am wrong(which I doubt), I will delete my basilmarket account and never come back. Screen cap for proof

November 6, 2012

17 Comments • Newest first

Squeezy

guys i was right

Reply November 7, 2012
xDracius

We voted for Bush twice, so there might be some crazy chance Romney wins.

Reply November 6, 2012
TheLoyalPlum

[quote=MrPebbles]Sir... go check out FOX news and come back to me.[/quote]

So one moderate-right channel on TV means that ALL channels that produce news about politics are republican-biased? -stares at all the main channels on the tv- Totally.

@KuroYuki The top 1% paid roughly 37% of the total income taxes collected by the USA in 2009. The top 10% paid about 70% of the total income taxes. The top 50% paid 97% of the income taxes in 2009. I don't get why everyone thinks it's fair for the 1 - 10% to be taxed more and more. Sure they have more money, but they already contribute the majority of the income taxes. And that's just for federal income taxes. They pay towards property taxes, capital gains and state income taxes on top of it. Eventually we're going to tax the rich enough to make them leave to other countries. Instead of collecting more, they should be concerned with cutting instead. And that's not just towards military, but to social programs as well.

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
AznSenzation

Vote kony2012

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Chema

[quote=xxrikku360xx]Lame? I sorry i forgot the is basil. What if they change it to "The mangaanimenarutobleachandallthatasianstuff Rises"?[/quote]
The cancer would turn into AIDS

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
xxrikku360xx

[quote=Chema]What does a lame movie has to do with presidential elections?[/quote]

Lame? I sorry i forgot the is basil. What if they change it to "The mangaanimenarutobleachandallthatasianstuff Rises"?

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
iHipster

[quote=Squeezy]Let's face it. [b] You can watch biased news channels [/b] and look at incorrect polls and believe whatever you want. But if you look at the facts; you'll see why I'm right. Obama is going to win.
In 2008 Obama was elected President of the United States. In 2008 [i]The Dark Knight[/i] was released.
In 2012 Obama is running for reelection. In 2012 [i]The Dark Knight Rises[/i] was released.
Since there is with no doubt that these facts each are true; this theory is also true.
If I am wrong(which I doubt), I will delete my basilmarket account and never come back. Screen cap for proof[/quote]

You honestly think the media is biased in favor of republicanism.

Holy god, my lungs hurt from laughing.

Your account will probably be suspended for trolling soon anyways.~

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Chema

[quote=heartofachamp]leave... leave and never come back[/quote]
Oh, I am sorry
I just didn't think anyone would consider a poorly written movie where the protagonist is a Marty Stu to be good

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TooSxcee

[url=http://liftingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/227914_495937330418180_1487527278_n.jpg]But do they do this?[/url]

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
fun2killu

not even the republican(s) have faith in their own presidental nominee.

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Squeezy

[quote=Chema]What does a lame movie has to do with presidential elections?[/quote]

bro do you even know illuminati? srs bro?
did you even graduate 1st grade?

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=Chema]What does a lame movie has to do with presidential elections?[/quote]

leave... leave and never come back

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
robino911

vote for Obama pls

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Chema

What does a lame movie has to do with presidential elections?

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
SkyBreak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pJTn5n1jKg

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Casey

That & [url=http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/0708/How_much_weight_does_Obama_lift_Whats_his_routine_See_below.html]this.[/url]
Romney doesn't even lift.

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