male needs help approaching female
hello basil, i am a male and i am interested in mating with a female. She is very pretty, and I have stalked her continuously for several months. We attend the same school, same grade, and I briefly see her in between periods, which makes me really nervous. The other day she addressed my existence (only after an awkward bump on the shoulder [i havent washed my shoulder since]) so she [i]must[/i] be into me. I am in high school and I have no self esteem and no friends so i am asking basil for help. will you all please tell me how to make her fall in love with me so i may reproduce with her
September 10, 2011
5 Comments • Newest first
Ask her if the napkin you're holding in your hand is chloroform?
[quote=SirJayGatsby]Grab her left breast and ask if you can eat her face?[/quote]
I know your Basil Username because of English class. But that's off topic.
Who cares about OT-ness though?
Grab her left breast and ask if you can eat her face?
Do what my dog does when he approaches a female dog; sniff her ass.
Ask if you want to mate