UPDATE Got my ass beat but Im about to be sued
This is 100% real.
If you haven't seen my last thread I got into a fight today with someone bigger than me.
As expected, I was a better boxer than him, and I spent about 5 or 10 minutes doing 1-2-jab combos and tiring him out.
But in the end he just put all his weight and took me down. He pretty much started to ground and pound me for a while but I got out.
Here's where the problem starts...
When we were wrestling on the ground, I accidentally dug my thumb pretty deep into his eye sockets. It was his left eye and I'm pretty sure I went in an inch or two into his eyes.
When that happened, he started screaming and people broke it up... and when I saw his face, he was bleeding from his eye.
Now he is saying he is going to press charges on me for blinding him (potentially)
Holy crap.. I dun goofed
WTF do i do. I need advice.
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@trueatheist: Yeah honestly it was an accident. I was trying to get his fat ass off me and while I was pushing his cheek, my thumb just slid up his oily face.
Just claim self-defense.
You should have just shoot him & threw the gun away.
@upcomingnerd: No Im over 18 and Im pretty screwed
I hope you're under 18, if not good luck.
Situations like this reminds me why I'm a little ***** IRL. I'd rather be such a thing than get in trouble with law. Damn strict violence rules.
this is your calling. become a lawyer in the next month and start your own boston legal show. make bank. ignore the haters.
shoulda used pocket sand like i said. u deserve 2 b sued for not listening
5-10 minutes doing combos n trynna tire him out, huh?
lmfao
You're dumb.
I told ya this wasn't vidja and learning the basics of fighting IRL was essential
Now all you have left is to learn a proper soap grip--Practice while you can...