Maplestory Conspiracy Theories
The wackier the better. The more tinfoil hat demanding the better.
I'll start:
The real reason Kaiser went to kill Magnus is because Magnus refused to sell him Tyrant Capes and Boots
February 24, 2015
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@Rattata: when u come back men i miss u
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It all starts with the Owl of Minerva, a.k.a. the owl from the Bohemian Grove...
MAPLESTORY = ILLUMINATI
[quote=cooldude384]Balrog was dating cygnus (because she was fond of the tale beauty and the beast). But then cygnus broke up (as she figured that disney stories are just bs and beasts aren't her type) and balrog started taking steroids as a result. This made him grow bigger and go on rampage with roid rage. Cygnus had to get a restraining order and then asked her distant cousin Tristan to seal the balrog away somewhere deep underground in a far land from Ereve. Balrog now lives deep in sleepywood trapped under the seal where he waits for maplers to come and bash him everyday. Till this day, deep inside him, he is still all alone and still heart broken. He had given everything to her but all he got was a sad heartbreak where Cygnus had coldly shredded his feelings and set it ablaze for her selfish needs.
Meanwhile, his little brother jr. balrog had to take care of his family now that his brother was sealed away. So, he began running a cartel deep inside sleepywood and for a while he had a strong business going with the taurospears and tauromaces as his minions. But his business had dried as people were going to different lands for their desires/needs. So, he began to rent himself out as pets to various maplers on a 90 day contracts. Rumor has it, he is planning a coup on sleepywood to rule and take charge of it and then serve under his dark majesty, the great one, his highness, THE BLACK MAGE. Dun Dunn Dunnn.
Clearly I need to rethink about my time investment in life.[/quote]
hahahahahaa i ctfu, this is awesome
Maplestory 1 will be neglected and shut down if Maple 2 does well for Nexon.
Balrog was dating cygnus (because she was fond of the tale beauty and the beast). But then cygnus broke up (as she figured that disney stories are just bs and beasts aren't her type) and balrog started taking steroids as a result. This made him grow bigger and go on rampage with roid rage. Cygnus had to get a restraining order and then asked her distant cousin Tristan to seal the balrog away somewhere deep underground in a far land from Ereve. Balrog now lives deep in sleepywood trapped under the seal where he waits for maplers to come and bash him everyday. Till this day, deep inside him, he is still all alone and still heart broken. He had given everything to her but all he got was a sad heartbreak where Cygnus had coldly shredded his feelings and set it ablaze for her selfish needs.
Meanwhile, his little brother jr. balrog had to take care of his family now that his brother was sealed away. So, he began running a cartel deep inside sleepywood and for a while he had a strong business going with the taurospears and tauromaces as his minions. But his business had dried as people were going to different lands for their desires/needs. So, he began to rent himself out as pets to various maplers on a 90 day contracts. Rumor has it, he is planning a coup on sleepywood to rule and take charge of it and then serve under his dark majesty, the great one, his highness, THE BLACK MAGE. Dun Dunn Dunnn.
Clearly I need to rethink about my time investment in life.
Lith Harbor was suppose to be Ellinia.
Xenon is nexon rearranged. Coincidence, I think not. This is the work of black mage!
The white lady of perion. Old old story.
please, i never let a wack mapler get near me