Best Maplestory Jokes
i don't play maplestory anymore but, I want to hear your best maplestory jokes,
i'll start [it's old]; why was mushdad angry at the mushmom? because she was at Someone Else's House!
August 20, 2012
Best Maplestory Jokes
i don't play maplestory anymore but, I want to hear your best maplestory jokes,
i'll start [it's old]; why was mushdad angry at the mushmom? because she was at Someone Else's House!
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a joke?
womens rights
There was a smega that listed the names of a bunch of high level wild hunters, who smega'd this list? The GM.
black ciph3r and ahnlab hack shield
@StarCraterz: anti jokes hahaha
Did you know why the heroes couldn't defeat the Black Mage?
. .
. .
. They didn't have any potential back then
yo momma so stupid she got lost in maple island.
Yo mama so gay, she wanna be zakums totem
Recruiting for Hard Grind.
Yo momma so fat, she makes the map move without using dragon roar
Yo momma so fat that she tripped in heneyes and landed in orbis.
what did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?
Cancer
Why was the drug addict crafting?
Because he was trying to get some white powder!
@Rondragon123 Funniest comment i've seen yet.
[quote=Wush]a BaM and a GM are sitting at Fusion Bar in Kerning
the GM asks the BaM for his name and the BaM says "jifisdfhf9"[/quote]
In Broa, its Evans now lol
yo mama so ugly, horntail refused to seduce her
Arans have no [i]c[/i]on[i]tr[/i]o[i]l[/i]. They broke it.
@jigglypoof: no, its "What'd the male Dk say to the female Dk? Dayum girl, your hyper body makes my dragon roar."
"Girl, are you a Dragon Knight? 'Cus you got one Hyper Body!"
Probably one of the most overused Maple jokes lmao.
[quote=KaySarkSwisz]I don't have any Maplestory jokes, but I do have 9/11 jokes. Just kidding, that was just plane wrong...[/quote]
haha i see what you did there "just PLANE wrong" haha
@DiceyLove: lol ok.. sorry.. i was just saying..
@eyeholes: eh.. watevs
One time couple of dummys asked me what games I play.
I told them I play maplestory....
Well at least they had their loughs...
[quote=Rondragon123]Talking about being original... Someone already mentioned it...[/quote]
Well, I'm just letting it come back. The joke was really funny!
[quote=3moRaccoon][url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2437704]this thread is TOTALLY original[/url][/quote]
You probably weren't the 1st person to make one of these threads either.
[quote=Reflexes]odd joke, but lol.
Any of you remember this one? What does the Male Drk say to the Female Drk?
"DAYUM GIRL! You make my HYPER Body go DRAGON ROAR"[/quote]
Talking about being original... Someone already mentioned it...
[quote=3moRaccoon][url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2437704]this thread is TOTALLY original[/url][/quote]
why are you acting like your the first one on Basil to make a thread like this?
i can archive basilmarket to see many other threads like this and see the exact same jokes used in this thread.
chillax on that ego of yours.
[quote=Wush]a BaM and a GM are sitting at Fusion Bar in Kerning
the GM asks the BaM for his name and the BaM says "jifisdfhf9"[/quote]
odd joke, but lol.
Any of you remember this one? What does the Male Drk say to the Female Drk?
"DAYUM GIRL! You make my HYPER Body go DRAGON ROAR"
@Reflexes: by yours truly
A priest comes to his graduation party and says " wasup peeps?"
They answer "hs plox"
1. Girls in Maple
2. I like to play maple alone. I am very antisocial. When my friends say I play too much, they call me a hermit. I yell back and say," I'm not a hermit, I AM A NIGHT LORD!"
@Reflexes: It was funny, I knew it and I thought I'd share it. Was there a rule on it being original?
[quote=TheSouljah]Yo momma so fat when she ran up the Orbis Tower created Aqua Road.[/quote]
U got owns!
[quote=TheSouljah]Yo momma so fat when she ran up the Orbis Tower created Aqua Road.[/quote]
Be more original plz
Yo momma so fat when she ran up the Orbis Tower created Aqua Road.
[quote=3moRaccoon][url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2437704]this thread is TOTALLY original[/url][/quote]
DAYUM DAYUM DAAAAAAAAYUM that thread is pure win.
I don't have any Maplestory jokes, but I do have 9/11 jokes. Just kidding, that was just plane wrong...
[quote=epicslayerXD]my pianus is so horntail, i want to zakum all over your pink bean.
saw this on a thread once[/quote]
Godly one!
Edit: I Belive people's are soloing them all the time.
Get it? Huh? Yea? xD
[quote=HarHar38]Nexon Customer Service[/quote]
This ^ Lmao.
Nexon is a good company
Ur momma so fat she take out snack bar in 1 hit
[quote=Fusoya]Go to Zakum and watch what he's doing with his "totem" thingo.[/quote]
i noticed this too
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2437704]this thread is TOTALLY original[/url]
[quote=Rondragon123]Ur momma is so fat she enters ch 19 and the server crashes[/quote]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YBK2jaDmLo]My reaction[/url]
Two level 170s walk into a popular training spot. They both try to KS each other. One says to the other "cc plz" and the other one moves to the other channel.
Ba dum tss
Bowman: Hey what should I max? Double shot or arrow ----
Other bowman: What is arrow ----?
Bowman: Huh? It's arrow ----
Other bowman: It's censored dude...
Bowman: Wtf the skill name is literally arrow ----!
Ur momma is so fat she enters ch 19 and the server crashes
i can make your pants have a high drop rate
You know you are addicted to maple when your GF's panties become a rare drop.
WOOTZ I WAS THE FIRST ONE
She be cheating.