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May have found myself a keeper

SMS conversation between my girlfriend and I this morning. Finally a girl who is one of the "boys" as well.

http://imgur.com/87gKs

January 16, 2013

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HastyHeist

[quote=DragonBandit]Sounds to me like your fun to drink with.~

@HastyHeist I am not a noob because I don't know how to bypass the censor. It does not make me stupid? You act as if that is general knowledge everyone should know. In fact no one really cares. It is just surprising to see. Continue on as an internet nerd.[/quote]
I was just laughing at you guys and didn't call anyone stupid. What's wrong with you? lol

Reply January 16, 2013
DragonBandit

@dimo LOL sounds like a lot of fun. To bad bars around here arent like that.

Reply January 16, 2013
dimo

@DragonBandit:
I am a very social drunk, tend to buy (random) people shots, end up in bizarre situation like drinking a $2000 bottle of rum with with a member of the board for Melbourne Health while his what I can only assume was a Russian bride licked salt off my neck for her tequila shots.

Reply January 16, 2013
DragonBandit

[quote=dimo]@zoneflare2:
My intent was not to get her, in fact I had assumed that she was seeing someone else from a previous conversation. I am just known to do fairly, well, lets call it stupid things when under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.[/quote]

Sounds to me like your fun to drink with.~

@HastyHeist I am not a noob because I don't know how to bypass the censor. It does not make me stupid? You act as if that is general knowledge everyone should know. In fact no one really cares. It is just surprising to see. Continue on as an internet nerd.

Reply January 16, 2013
dimo

@zoneflare2:
My intent was not to get her, in fact I had assumed that she was seeing someone else from a previous conversation. I am just known to do fairly, well, lets call it stupid things when under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Reply January 16, 2013
dimo

@zoneflare2:

At a bar, she was a friend of a friend, in my drunken state I drew a Hitler mustache on her, in retaliation she got an elderly woman to slap me as hard as humanly possible.

Reply January 16, 2013
dimo

@brawmguardian:

You spent time out of what I can only imagine is a busy schedule of autoeroticism to type out your distaste for my thread and flaunt your filter bypass skills, and I am the mad one.

Reply January 16, 2013
HastyHeist

lol to the noobs who don't know how to "bypass" the censor

I'm gonna get restricted for quoting that dude lol

man this site is stupid

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DrHye

Wife her

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dimo

[quote=brawmguardian]So what, are we posting our relationships on here regularly now? This isn't even entertaining to read, it literally only applies to you.

[/quote]

Did someone touch you inappropriately when you were young? Seriously you entire posting history consists of insults.

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HastyHeist

[quote=brawmguardian]So what, are we posting our relationships on here regularly now? This isn't even entertaining to read, it literally only applies to you.

Fá´�"ck you.[/quote]
I literally laughed out loud xD

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dimo

[quote=GrammarJew][url=http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16mryt/i_dont_think_that_means_what_you_think_it_means/]BUSTED[/url][/quote]

Yes that is the picture I sent her...Pretty sure she realized that I did not take the picture considering neither those type of plates nor that car is available in Australia.

@zoneflare2

She does, but unfortunately already married. Not an impossible hurdle to overcome, but still you may need a strategy.

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Laker1294

Hope you guys will end up together.

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GrammarJew

[url=http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16mryt/i_dont_think_that_means_what_you_think_it_means/]BUSTED[/url]

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Clownified

Lol, lucky you. I wouldn't go to that level of being perverted, but this way she won't get so butthurt and we can mess around. Wow you're lucky <3

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Casey

It's so sweet it reminds me of The Notebook.

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