May have found myself a keeper
SMS conversation between my girlfriend and I this morning. Finally a girl who is one of the "boys" as well.
http://imgur.com/87gKs
January 16, 2013
May have found myself a keeper
SMS conversation between my girlfriend and I this morning. Finally a girl who is one of the "boys" as well.
http://imgur.com/87gKs
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[quote=DragonBandit]Sounds to me like your fun to drink with.~
@HastyHeist I am not a noob because I don't know how to bypass the censor. It does not make me stupid? You act as if that is general knowledge everyone should know. In fact no one really cares. It is just surprising to see. Continue on as an internet nerd.[/quote]
I was just laughing at you guys and didn't call anyone stupid. What's wrong with you? lol
@dimo LOL sounds like a lot of fun. To bad bars around here arent like that.
@DragonBandit:
I am a very social drunk, tend to buy (random) people shots, end up in bizarre situation like drinking a $2000 bottle of rum with with a member of the board for Melbourne Health while his what I can only assume was a Russian bride licked salt off my neck for her tequila shots.
[quote=dimo]@zoneflare2:
My intent was not to get her, in fact I had assumed that she was seeing someone else from a previous conversation. I am just known to do fairly, well, lets call it stupid things when under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.[/quote]
Sounds to me like your fun to drink with.~
@HastyHeist I am not a noob because I don't know how to bypass the censor. It does not make me stupid? You act as if that is general knowledge everyone should know. In fact no one really cares. It is just surprising to see. Continue on as an internet nerd.
@zoneflare2:
My intent was not to get her, in fact I had assumed that she was seeing someone else from a previous conversation. I am just known to do fairly, well, lets call it stupid things when under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.
@zoneflare2:
At a bar, she was a friend of a friend, in my drunken state I drew a Hitler mustache on her, in retaliation she got an elderly woman to slap me as hard as humanly possible.
@brawmguardian:
You spent time out of what I can only imagine is a busy schedule of autoeroticism to type out your distaste for my thread and flaunt your filter bypass skills, and I am the mad one.
lol to the noobs who don't know how to "bypass" the censor
I'm gonna get restricted for quoting that dude lol
man this site is stupid
Wife her
@brawmguardian o.O how did you full out drop a F bomb? ...
[quote=brawmguardian]So what, are we posting our relationships on here regularly now? This isn't even entertaining to read, it literally only applies to you.
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Did someone touch you inappropriately when you were young? Seriously you entire posting history consists of insults.
[quote=brawmguardian]So what, are we posting our relationships on here regularly now? This isn't even entertaining to read, it literally only applies to you.
Fá´�"ck you.[/quote]
I literally laughed out loud xD
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Yes that is the picture I sent her...Pretty sure she realized that I did not take the picture considering neither those type of plates nor that car is available in Australia.
@zoneflare2
She does, but unfortunately already married. Not an impossible hurdle to overcome, but still you may need a strategy.
Hope you guys will end up together.
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Lol, lucky you. I wouldn't go to that level of being perverted, but this way she won't get so butthurt and we can mess around. Wow you're lucky <3
It's so sweet it reminds me of The Notebook.