So Im trying to become Zyzz
So I follow the religion of Zyzz, and I'm trying to get shredded as fuaark. How do I do this in a week? I think I might be halfway there though, idk.
December 5, 2013
So Im trying to become Zyzz
So I follow the religion of Zyzz, and I'm trying to get shredded as fuaark. How do I do this in a week? I think I might be halfway there though, idk.
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Do you mean Xyzzy?
take a roid cycle, go to Thailand and stay in a sauna until you have a heart attack
The ultimate zyzz
Put a name tag on yourself that says "fuaark"
Then pay a visit to the nearest heavy-duty industrial shredder service provider
[quote=ZaraByte]You will possibly die the same way he did.[/quote]
He's chillin' with Father Zeus at Mt. Olympus dawg, idk what you're talking about.
[quote=Harlequinist]You must cover yourself in feces of a 5 year old boy. This is to symbolise purity of the mind and soul rather than body. Then you must dislocate both knees and shoulderblades which symbolises transformation to honour Lord Zyzz. Infuse your bones with steel and curl your body around in on itself (the dislocation of joints will help ease this transition). You are now an autobot and may successfully ascend Mt. Olympus as a fully sick motorbike or skateboard and get shredded as fuaarrkkk[/quote]
I can't get people mirin' as a skateboard brah.
[quote=Egos]So I follow the religion of Zyzz, and I'm trying to get shredded as fuaark. How do I do this in a week? I think I might be halfway there though, idk.[/quote]
You need to eat 5 foreskins
noob you will never get an 8pack.
Well, you can start by stocking on d-bol and winstrol. Eat clen and Tren hard bruh.
[quote=alanliuis]Wait what? Your question is full of flawed grammar[/quote]
Basically I need to get to Mt. Olympus, but according to Lord Zyzz I need to be sherreded as fuaarrkkk. Sorry for the typo's. Working hard is what I do in this religion, so I'm usually tired.
This isn't the misc breh
Wait what? Your question is full of flawed grammar