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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvQrV6eKZQ

I did so it can happen!

Oh well. People come and go.

What if she gets abducted over there and sold at an auction?
That is a possibility, they might abduct her, violate her, then sell her to prostitution organizations.

What if all the airports and planes get too tired to travel and she gets stuck and stranded in china forever?
Nope, this won't happen.

What if she gets pollution poisoning and gets too weak to come back to murica?
This is a reasonable concern, it depends which city she is visiting.

What if she wanders away from the group and gets lost forever?
She will probably be able to get back home if she asks for help.

What if the plane flies into the bermuda triangle and she's never heard from again?
The plane that goes to China doesn't even fly into the Bermuda triangle, so don't worry about that.

What if she gets fat?
Well, I will admit that food in China is a lot more tasty than all the crap from the US.

What if she likes china and stays there?
Sucks for you then, maybe you can move there.

What if she gets arrested for exposing all ancient Chinese secrets?
What? No.

What if she meets a hot young chinese stud?
Too bad for you for being ugly.

What if she gets drafted into the chinese mafia and becomes a mafia boss with an obsession with combs?
Then she will get rich, marry her & you will never have to work again.

What if she gets hit and gets amnesia and forgets she's a traveler and not a local?
Tattoo your picture, name, and phone number on her. So even if she loses her memory, she will know how to reach you.

Either go with her or shut up.

Never thats the most disgusting thing i've ever read in my entire life of the internet and all that is unholy and abominatable!

ru drunkkkk? i hope she comes back! theres only 1 fortune cookie for me :c

Esteban your ugly she will leave you eventually </3 >.<

Oh so hes the acter tha says it! i want to know who does says that!.
Estevan u will be alright! she loves u n i know it! no worries (cough iaskedhercoughtnshesaidnocoughnshegivemeO-OcughtfacehahaCough) LAlalalala so ya she will be back!

why you quote duke nukem? this is a serious issue :C

i 2nd Mr.Pirate there your lame! now AJ lets move! n kick some azz n chew bubble gum! LOL
Mr.robo dont worry u will be alright she will come to u when she miss you!

That's what you all think! only God knows! :C

o.o you can still talk to her on maple duhhhh or even skype

Nothing is going to happen..

Nooo how? this is for love!

omg Esteban ur so lame

It IS serious! I'm just making it halfly as a comedic relief for all this stress :C

Are people actually taking this guy seriously? o-o

I can understand your direction for defending and fortifying love but I'm also scared of planes :C

Go to China with her, instead of making her stay, follow her! It'll show your dedication towards her and she'll love you even more~

How'd you know she likes bondage? O_O

She won't do it though because every time we did I couldn't stop farting from nervousness. :C

tie her up and cuddle with her.

I don't know, she won't even tell me when she's going! </3

I'm too poor, ugly, and fat. I'm not chinese either. :C

a rich guy might propose to her or she gets abducted if she goes to a rural area

I'm so sad :C and scared she wont come back!

I'm sorry bud. She's gone. I hope moving on isn't too difficult.