That awkwardness in the bathrooms
Edit: Ok i can see from posts below that it is also pretty awkward for guys soo i'mma just add the "main" awkwardness for guys.
For a guy, i guess it's pretty awkward to have to pee kind of "openly" pretty closely together.
It's pretty awkward when im trying "to do my business" and the whole bathroom is quiet as well as the girl in the stall next to me ._.
And
When there's "stuff" on the toilet seats...and since i don't wanna risk accidently touching it while wiping it, i kind of just leave it there and hover...but when someone enters the stall i was just in, she probably thought it was me who did the "stuff" ._.
Am i the only who thinks this is awkward?
Lmfao
IT'S OK. I CAN ACCEPT THAT I'M WEIRD F4.
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@mike3110: Oh hi there G.I.R.L
@Narutouzum78: Jesus. Not going to even talk about the lines... ._.
I never feel awkward using the public restrooms wih someone else in them also. But I love making people feel awkward by making them know I'm there. I'm always out first even if they were there first
Pee'ing when someone's else in in the bathroom... i just can't do it...
When you're in a stall alone, then someone else comes in and you have to decide if you want to either hide in the stall quietly or make your presence known.
I got over that in Sophomore year in high school
[quote=yumtoast154]Also awkward:
You need to take a crap, so you go to the bathroom and no one's in it. You step into a stall and start your business when suddenly someone walks in. The bathroom is totally silent so if you release any of your crap, it'll probably echo throughout the bathroom.[/quote]
Ell ohh ell. One time, it was perfect. The washroom was empty, so I was like, "Yah, I'm take a well deserved number 2". I sat, and another guy came in. I just let it all go out, and scream at the top of my lungs, "OHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS LIKE LAVA, AHERJIUEHBGHBEGURGKAEG" banging on the door and walls. This man just ran out of the washroom, it was too good. Best washroom break ever.
[quote=Narutouzum78]urinal rule for guys.
you don't go next to each other, unless you're close buds or you really have to.
so 1 guy goes on a urinal, the next guy skips a urinal and goes on the next one.
so we don't really go closely together.[/quote]
But there is only so many urinals
@iRankdomNewb: Then you wonder, how bad did they aim? Then you realize ...its on purpose.
@poid: Dunno. Maybe you should do a first hand investigation f2 .
@yumtoast154: Yes. I explained that in my 2nd example. I refered to it as " my business" lool. But yes yes. Hella awkward when your...er...crap...doesn't come out all at once? This is turning to be kind of disgusting lool f3 Don't mind me
Also awkward:
You need to take a crap, so you go to the bathroom and no one's in it. You step into a stall and start your business when suddenly someone walks in. The bathroom is totally silent so if you release any of your crap, it'll probably echo throughout the bathroom.
@Humanmango: Say what.
@Capit: Looool. He must be Curious George.
Meh. Some guy looked at me while I was taking a piss and said "It looks bigger today". Normal.
for guys, it's awkward when you're peeing in a urinal and theres another urinal a few inches to your left and right with no wall to block, so when someone else pees, you can't look down or you might glance at other guys peeing, so I have to just look up at the wall in front of me.
oh yeah, and on the wall in school bathrooms, there's always stupid messages like "this girl is a s/t" or curse words.
@LChin: Well f4 Sometimes i just gotta go
@Wolftanner: You guys should be man enough. f3 And no, i mean just...different forms of liquid. Not pubes oh gosh o.o
@mybuttxx: Yes yes. I usually wait for someone to open the door or use the hand dryer machine thingy
imagine how much urine, feces, and period blood has been on those toilet seats!
and butts.
dirty butts.
If there's even a drop of anything on the toilet seat due to my laziness I will go to the next stall, but hey, it's a better reaction then a girl screeching and saying "Ewww somebodies going through puberty!" Immature children at my school kids, don't ever go to my school.
I cannot trust those toilets seats..squatting FTW.
True story.