General

1. I somehow killed all my pets I've ever owned
2. I don't like people knowing about my life so none of my friends know my birthday/where i was born and other stuff.
3. I'll fill this in later.

i still have dreams about one of my exs even though im with a new and better looking girl now,
im over confident only because if i show any weakness, people will take that chance and exploit me.
i made my little sister smoked mary jane.

1) I have my own secret underwear.
2) I have my own secret TV channel.
3) I have my own secret box.

Edit:

1) I lack self-confidence in my ability to do various things. This results in me being unable to drive on my own.
2) I generally never start a conversation because I have a fear of being rejected when I begin to talk to someone.
3) Conversations I have with others I feel is like a bomb; I'm not sure how long to talk and if I talk too long, I feel they lose interest and think bad of me afterwards.

[quote=RLxBellz]1.) I lack alot of self-confidence in myself, but I like to boost up the confidence of others
2.) I can be too sentimental and hold onto things from the past when I should move on towards a better future
3.) I still have strong feelings for my ex but..[/quote]

same ,except 3.) im just straight out weird..

1. People annoy me
2. I think i'm fat. :L
3. I lack self esteem and confidence in the presence of people.
4. Like EnterAndWin said, I sometimes cry myself to sleep out of fear of the future, and
all the embarassing/bad times from the past keep coming to me at random times of the day and I start
to feel even more depressed.
5. I think too much. Like way, too much. And I try not to think of weird things, but I always end up thinking about them.
Like murdering people, whether random or close to me and how I would do it.
Blablablabla.
6. I wish I wasn't born.

[quote=Segumisama]I have low self-esteem
I don't know how to open up to people
I need to work on communication.[/quote]
You should open up to me!

I am addicted to masturb4tion
I am a socially awkward person, but most people dont know that
I am cynical and sadistic, and often have thoughts of murdering those close to me.

1.I think girls are hotter when they cover them selves (and show some skin)

2.I cant come out about liking a girl

3.My dad died 2 days ago and i kinda miss him

1) 95% of the people in my school are beginning to annoy me everyday. High school drama is terrible.
2) I'm actually very easily ticked off, and will lose my temper if judged. However, seldom do I let it all out, because it's a silly and childish thing to do to resolve my problems.
3) I have a hard time continuing a simple conversation with someone, which is why I normally don't talk to people first.

1.) I lack alot of self-confidence in myself, but I like to boost up the confidence of others
2.) I can be too sentimental and hold onto things from the past when I should move on towards a better future
3.) I still have strong feelings for my ex but..

1: I [i]really[/i] don't like kids, at the store I work at, every single day, all the yelling, screaming and crying kids piss me off to no end

2: I have no problem getting to know, and talking to girls, but the thought of asking a girl out absolutely terrifies me, for the fear of rejection

3: I do like guys too, and if it were possible, there's is one special person I would love to be with

1. I'm lv 140 in ms.

2. Some people think I stopped going on the computer after I quit ms, but I still do.

3. I know someone on basil irl. (somewhat)

"You're turn."
>Apparently I'm a turn.

OT:
1) I think I'm fat
2) I think I'm ugly
3) I think I'm annoying
4) I know I'm right.

[quote=MoronicLoser1]1. im an orphan, my parents didnt die, they just ditched me and told me to never show my ugly face around them again
2. im 24 years old yet im still an immature and spoiled little brat to this very day
3. [b]EVERYTHING[/b] is my fault[/quote]

>orphan
>spoiled brat
How?

1. I'm a guy but all my girl characters have Sakura in their name because she's my favorite Naruto character
2. It's hard for me to talk to girls I'm interested in. I always freeze up.
3. I find Indian/Arab girls really attractive but I'm black o.o

1. I think I'm better looking and better than people yet I think I'm actually ugly.
2. I wish I could run away from my family.
3. I yearn for the day I turn 18 and hopefully have saved up some money to live on my own.

[quote=fun2killu]1. i once laughted at a blind guy eatting spaghetti
2. I sometimes pee in the shower when i'm really tired
3. I saw my grandparents making love and i didn't leave right away[/quote]

Tina Fey plays maple? WHO KNEW O.o

1) My best friends bully and harass me for fun, but I laugh it off. I wish they would stop.
2) I think I actually lost the love of my life. Physically and emotionally. Why doesn't this bother me more than it should?
3) I'm scared to gain freshman 15 even though I'm underweight.

Wow these are horrible... o.o

@finkle PA FTW! Philadelphia here.

1. i have a pen15
2. i have a big pen15
3. i got it from ur mom

1. I procrastinate far to much
2. I can put my legs behind my head and I can pop my shoulder out if it's socket
3. I'm incredibly shy in real life.
PS: So many of you sound so much like me o.o

1. I'm racist, prejudiced, and in a sense a "homophobe".
2. I hate fat girls, people that smoke, ugly girls, and I especially hate little kids (they annoy the hell out of me).
3. I talk about EVERYONE behind their backs except girls that I actually like.

1: it was me who looked trough ur window last night.
2: it was me who walked behind u, and when u got shivers and turned around nobody was there.
3: dont look in ur closed, ( the person reading this knows if it applies to it or not. )

1. I don't wanna date a Québécois, thought I am Québécoise... I wish a long term relationship with someone who has different nationality than me.
2. I have no self-esteem... oh wait that is not a secret I think anybody who knows me enough noticed it already.
3. I am afraid to grow up, even tho I am already quite mature. I already know my life goals, thought I don't know if I will ever make it real...

1. I get close to girls, but I have zero confidence on asking them out. (End up ruining friendships)

2. I am Indian, but I might be the most white/black Indian you'll ever meet.

3. I'm VERY ticklish .

1. I have a grudge against fobs or anyone who follows "old fashioned" ways. I know not all fobs are bad but a huge majority of the ones that I know/met disgust me.
2. I still think my life sucks since I was born up to the present day.
3. I no longer have an interest to bother with my old friends from middle school ever since we all graduated from high school last year. I regret staying back an extra semester of high school.

I'm a bit cold but *shrugs*

1. I used to consider suiciding.
2. I hate both my parents; I can honestly say if they died, I would not miss anything but their money.
3. I think I might be in love?

1. I'm a virgin, but I prefer it that way.
2. I have no interest in finding a girlfriend; I prefer wasting my time online.
3. Rarity is my favorite pony.

1. I can't stand 95% of people for an extended period of time, so I guess you could say I'm anti-social.
2. I used to be suicidal.
3. My older sister deeply disappoints me.

1. When I'm home alone, I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
2. Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony.
3. I accidentally made 4 of my friends bronies/pegasisters.

1. Back in elementary, my best friend used to be a Jewish guy till he moved on to hang out with other people and we never talked again.

2. In Middle School, I used to bring an African American friend home and got yelled at cause of stereotype parents. I let him borrow a lot of stuff and he always returned it or broke it... But always repaid me for it. My Parents came to accept him eventually. I let him take my awesome bike home then he got it stolen and got me a new bike; we never talked again since.

3. In High School, I stopped being myself and I wanted to be cool. I started hanging out with the same race crowd (Asians) and did everything they did. In all my 4 years, I lied to get people from the truth and ultimately; that lead me to failing school and ever having real friends.

I could never hold friends long enough before they disappear or become acquaintances.

i havent logged onto maple since about march? im addicted to love i dislike browns

1. I am 21
2. I need to go to the toilet
3. I have a cheap store in ch1 fm15, quick ! gogogogogo

1. I'm quite introvert and I hate it.
2. Find hard to start a chat with someone, let stand to talk to a girl who I like.
3. I need to change my attitude.

Well, it's a secret because I haven't actually told anyone and no one except him knows.
I hab boyprend. ewwwwwwwwww. loljk.
second one... I'm bi-polar. It's pretty true. One day I'm very happy, the next, I'm crying my eyes out the rest of the night for no apparent reason.
third...? Idk.

1. I dislike small talk. Especially at the haircut shops.
2. Jealousy can best me even tho I appear to be collected and quite.
3. I haven't taken living seriously, woke up when someone died by a train recently.

@Koetje

1. Is it still a secret or are you out? :O
2. Yeah I know what you mean. But mostly those are jelly people who doesn't know any better.
3. Don't worry, there are many people like you, including me. You'll eventually find your perfect one F2 Just wait and watch and enjoy life for the time being.

@Leeploper

You're just depressed my friend. Strikes everybody once or twice. Just relax and take your time. Don't do anything harsh as suiciding though. About the water thing, it is bound to your depression. Same thing with your friends. You just feel depressed and without knowing, you wish everything was before you fell into the depression hole. Don't worry, your friends are still who they are and were, just keep swimming and surfing and you'll be fine About your parents... Suck it up. It's the same thing with one of my parents. Just keep doing what you've done until now and you'll do okay. DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE THOUGH! It will literally ruin your life, even if you succeed or not.

1. I hate pathetic losers who try to befriend you by throwing a party...with alcohol.
2. I use lip balm.
3. I hate people who aren't intelligent.

1) Like the dude a few posts up, I have a fear of deep waters too. Pools I'm fine with, but when it comes to lakes or oceans, I get terrified if I can't touch the ground. It's weird though, because for as long as I can remember I went surfing with friends almost everyday. It wasn't until about a year or two that I've started to have this fear. I can't even remember any bad experiences I've had to make me have this fear.
2) Even though I say I don't like this person anymore, I still do. Even after almost a year. I can't help it and I've tried to forget about them, but I can't.
3) I know people have it much worse than me, but I'm very unhappy in real life. I feel like most of my friends don't really care about me. After I dropped out from school in Freshman year (For medical reasons), I've just lost relationships with friends I had before. Even though I hang out with them almost everyday, it doesn't feel the same. My parents don't do anything other than yell at me for everything I do wrong, even though I'm trying my hardest. As selfish and stupid as it sounds, I've almost taken my life.

I sound like a whining little kid, but ehh, whatever this is the Internet I might as well let it out somewhere.

1. Hot tempered, lots of my friends can back me up online/Rl.
2. Zero Confidence. When it comes to asking a girl out iRL.
3. ?

1. I have a fetish for a certain act of sex.. I like it when a woman puts something of mine down her vertebrate trachea.
2. I hate human beings and I know that we'll become extinct one day because of our own laughable nature.
3. Considering number 2 : I let everyone think I have a baby D because I am Asian, but I actually have one that is almost 7 inches in length and over 5.5 inches in girth... I get a thrill out of being underestimated because I feel it makes people seem even less intelligent than I give them credit for.

1. I have a good memory... unless I have to call people by their names.
2. I have a severe sleep dissorder.
3. I still can't get over how I accidentally killed a kitten when I was around 7. The kitten was in the sidewalk and I was like "come here kitty" and since it didn't come I went after it, but it got scared, ran onto the street and got hit by a car, and then another car (the cat seemed to be still alive) and then it got crushed by a truck. It was around 5 or 6 months old.

1) i play neopets
2) i want to kill my mom
3) i still watch pokemon (online, the old episodes)

1. I listen to more Korean music than any other kind, I don't understand Korean.
2. I bought a brand new 10 grand piano and only played it for one year and let it collect dust for the past 7 months. (Will get back to you in summer <3 )
3. I got my learner's drivers license as soon as I turned 15 but couldn't be screwed getting my restricted and still haven't.

1. I always feel like someone is watching me.
2. Online relationships are way easier to handle than real life ones.
3. Slow people make me annoyed.

1. Not one of my close friends has called me since I moved 2 months ago.
2. My biggest worry is that I'm not going to live a happy life.
3. I have 3 accounts on Basil.

1. I have a low self esteem.
2. Most people think I'm all happy and confident but I'm really not...
3. Most of the girls I've ever liked I've never had a chance with them, except one which was my only girlfriend and that didn't even turn out well...

i would pretty much be happy if i moved to another town and never spoke to my family or friends ever again

i liek mudkips
i don't not liek mudkips
i dont like pencils

@Xlshaynex1: But they are secret