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**WARNING this contains a REAL LIFE story of a true alpha male (aka a leader of society aka ME). if you are a beta, proceed with caution. this story might be too real for you to handle**

hello i am grip25

i am a physics major who recently graduated with a 3.9 CGPA.

May 27, 2015

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Reply May 27, 2015
Torque

>physics major
>alpha

Reply May 27, 2015
enoch129

[quote=reprised]im guessing the A in cgpa stands for alpha[/quote]

More like average. Hah.

Reply May 27, 2015
reprised

im guessing the A in cgpa stands for alpha

Reply May 27, 2015
Midget

as a beta, i can confirm that this story is too real

Reply May 27, 2015
Sezbeth

If you're considering graduate school, you should know that cumulative scores such as GPAs and graduate placement scores aren't as heavily weighted as people say they are.

Reply May 27, 2015
Sprinkle

Congratulations.

Reply May 27, 2015
cb000

No grad school?

Reply May 27, 2015
fradddd

I'm pretty sure that a ton of people with high GPA's are very beta.

Reply May 27, 2015